KEY WEST, Fla., Oct. 19, 2007

Hemingway's Cats, Pampered By Uncle Sam

The Six-Toed Felines Of Key West Get Special Treatment -- With Your Tax Dollars

  • Play CBS Video Video Dispute Over Hemingway's Cats

    After Ernest Hemingway died, his famous cats stuck around as his Key West home opened for tours. Now the USDA is spending tax dollars fighting for jurisdiction over the cats. Sharyl Attkisson reports.

    • With the dispute entering its fifth year, the cats remain oblivious. Photo

      With the dispute entering its fifth year, the cats remain oblivious.  (CBS)

    • For a decade, Ernest Hemingway lived and wrote at his Key West home. His six-toed cats kept him company. Photo

      For a decade, Ernest Hemingway lived and wrote at his Key West home. His six-toed cats kept him company.  (CBS)

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(CBS)  For ten years, Ernest Hemingway lived and wrote at his Key West home, in the company of his exotic six-toed cats. After he died in 1961, the cats stayed on and the privately-owned house opened for tours, part of the coveted Key West experience.

And things were pretty much the way for about 40 years - until a complaint from a disgruntled volunteer brought in the federal government, and investigators from the U.S. Department of Agriculture who insisted they have jurisdiction over the cats, CBS News correspondent Sharyl Attkisson reports.

The complaint was about some of the cats, now numbering nearly four dozen, roaming off the property, which it turns out they were entitled to do since Key West has no leash law.

But once USDA got involved, it argued Hemingway cats were "exhibits" and needed the special protection of the same federal laws governing a zoo or circus.

Cara Higgins is an attorney for the Hemingway House and its feline population.

“They’re not sold, they're not transferred, they’re not moved, they’re not disrupted, they’re not eaten,” Higgins said. “I can’t imagine why the USDA, why the federal government, would have an interest in a handful of local cats.”

First, USDA wanted the cats rounded up nightly and caged, according to the Hemingway House's CEO, Mike Morawski.

“Our vet who comes on the property weekly thought that was extremely traumatic for any of our cats, much less the cats that have lived on this property the last 10 to 15 years of their life,” Morawski said.

He said he made one change after another, but the USDA demands kept coming.

CBS News tried to scratch out exactly how many of your tax dollars are being spent on the whole cat fight, but USDA wouldn’t provide the documentation or agree to an interview.

So Attkisson sifted through the litter and came up with this:
  • More than 270 government man hours spent on the case so far.
  • The cases involve at least three government lawyers …
  • Four inspectors …
  • Six veterinarians …
  • And at least 14 USDA field trips to sunny Key West.

    USDA agents even went so far as to go undercover.

    “They pose as tourists and get pictures and surreptitiously tape the cats,” Higgins said.

    Has this all been a little silly on their part?

    “It’s been a lot silly,” Morawski said.

    Recently, the USDA hired its own cat expert. Even she made the Hemingway cats sound like some of the luckiest felines on the planet saying they're, “well cared for, healthy and content."

    With the dispute entering its fifth year, the Key West sunset is unchanged and the cats oblivious.

    But if they cared about the antics of humans, they might be amused by how much of your tax money is being spent trying to improve their charmed lives.


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    by misti116 October 19, 2007 7:34 PM PDT
    I am 72 years old and this is the first time I can approve of the way the Federal Goverment spent my tax dollars. Right On. Thank you for a wonderful story and keep us up to date.
    Reply to this comment
    by misti116 October 19, 2007 7:38 PM PDT
    I am 72 years old and this is the first time I have approved of the way the Federal Government spent my tax dollars. Right On! Keep us posted.
    Reply to this comment
    by tnt1954 October 19, 2007 7:40 PM PDT
    whoever, whomever or whatever wrote the story
    did a good job. i give them an A. cpu could
    be an acronym for many things. crime prevention
    unit. communist prevention unit. capitalist prevention unit. how many derivatives of the
    acronym cpu, can you devise? jeopardy question?
    on tv now are old films of proving grounds for
    weapons of mass destruction. the anti-anti-anti-anti missile. the anti-anti-anti-anti communists.
    or the anti-anti-anti-anti capitalists all live
    somewhere near each other. i was there at age 8
    with folks, at key west. it was too bright for
    me. i was just along for the ride. 1959. the
    hemingway beard contests down there are legendary.
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    by luvcomments October 19, 2007 7:50 PM PDT
    I have no objection to paying for these cats. Certainly better for these than for all the thousands of perverts and murderers we''re paying to house, feed, medicate and whatever for umpteen years each at billions of dollars, and for what?
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    by jsilver2th October 19, 2007 7:56 PM PDT
    Vote for Colbert
    The only candidate that will pamper all ******* equally
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    by virginiawald October 19, 2007 7:56 PM PDT
    Whatever is spent on this clowder is worth it. They are a literary phenomenon with a charming and unique link to Hemingway. Enjoy them. I live in Australia and the next time I visit USA, I intend to visit them.
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    by iceman_1960 October 19, 2007 7:58 PM PDT
    "The Six-Toed Felines Of Key West Get Special Treatment %u2014 With Your Tax Dollars"

    This is news ?

    Justt have Hillary Clinton give each cat a box of "Fancy Feast" and $5,000.00 and be done with it.
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    by tnt1954 October 19, 2007 7:59 PM PDT
    odd that he died in 1961, soon after jfk came
    into presidential office. it was a most close
    election in u.s. history. charges of arm twisting
    in chicago. richard nixon barely lost. some
    blamed it on the first televised tv debate.
    what if nixon had been inaugurated instead.
    curse period mr. nixon. bumper stickers that
    said noxin. an upside down richard. but king
    richard returned after evil prince john, tried
    to embezzle the funds to free king richard.
    and so as the old tale of robin hood continues.
    jfk''s favorite author was ian fleming, to ernst''s
    dismay not hemingway. it must have crushed him
    to find that out. my favorite, was ''big blonde'',
    who commits suicide like marilyn monroe allegedly
    did. they''re both still alive and live on a us
    nuclear submarine circumnavigating the globe.
    marilyn is 81, jack turned 90 this year.
    doing well i hear. gyp, trick and fool.
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    by samthetvcat October 19, 2007 8:01 PM PDT
    I don''t understand - are they getting special protection or are they getting harrassed? It sounds like the Hemingway foundation doesn''t appreciate the intrusion?

    PS Check out the meaty paw!?! :o
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    by xzavierbrown October 19, 2007 8:10 PM PDT
    those who complain do not have the right to be there..they are there to ''volunteer"..those cats are the owners of that area..THEY NEED TO BE RESPECTED.
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    by ontheleft October 19, 2007 8:16 PM PDT
    "they might be amused by how much of your tax money is being spent trying to improve their charmed lives"

    sounds like a far better use of our tax dollars than the billions being spent over in Iraq

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    by hypnotoad72 October 19, 2007 8:17 PM PDT
    The same well-known Hemingway, who probably wasn''t so poor that he needed such government handouts?


    Also, check the article for grammatical errors. There are at least two obvious ones. :-)
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    by l8c6 October 19, 2007 8:27 PM PDT
    This is one of those stupid distraction stories. While billions of dollars are being blown in Iraq for multinational corporate interests. Our supreme mascot is telling us social security is failing while he and his crony corrupt political leaches dip into the fund. Bush appoints cronies to run government agencies in an incompetent failed way then uses this as an example of how bad government is. Funny how republican politicians hate government so they become government officials to destroy government and privatize it so they can run it Blackwater style.
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    by rfcnj68 October 19, 2007 8:38 PM PDT
    Don''t care if it is Iraq or these stupid cats if they are spending our money so frivolously you should be angry about it. No let%u2019s just worry about the money being pissed away in one place. You should all leave this country and take the Bush circus with you.
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    by susanhelit October 19, 2007 8:40 PM PDT
    Well, we can tell who is reading the article, and who is just writing knee-jerk garbage without any interest in the facts, can''t we!


    If you read beyond the headline, you''ll see that "Uncle Sam" is pointlessly harassing a private business, and wasting money trying to force the owners to regulate the cats as if they were show animals.

    They''re wasting a ton of our money - and I think the "6 trips to SUNNY Key West" is why - it''s a stupid junket for low level USDA employees. This should never have passed the laugh test of any of the USDA managers.
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    by iceman_1960 October 19, 2007 8:42 PM PDT
    "USDA agents even went so far as to go undercover."

    It was codenamed Operation Pink Panther.
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    by rfcnj68 October 19, 2007 8:45 PM PDT

    Theodore Roosevelt''s ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907

    "In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person''s becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn''t an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

    Theodore Roosevelt 1907
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    by sentry88 October 19, 2007 8:45 PM PDT
    Now I know why he wrote ,,The Old man and the Sea, he was out fishing for food for those damm cats, Finally after all these years,,,,,,,the universe is at peace now,,, Thank you poppa
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    by creeper00 October 19, 2007 8:47 PM PDT
    The headline on this story is a bald-faced lie. The USDA isn''t spending money on the cats. It''s spending money to send bored federal employees for a couple of days in the Key West sun.

    Where is the list of cat stuff the USDA has spent money on? Lawyers, inspectors, veterinarians and fourteen field trips don''t do squat for those cats.

    And yes, I''ve seen them. They''re wonderful. They are definitely pampered but not by Uncle Sam.

    CBS, you ought to be ashamed. This wasn''t one of your more honest headlines.
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    by formrusmcsgt October 19, 2007 8:48 PM PDT
    The USDA can''t even effectively inspect imported and domestically produced food for human consumption yet they have resources for this feline foolishness?

    Time to find a new director of the USDA.
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    by wonder25 October 19, 2007 8:49 PM PDT
    Hey...would you prefer Michael Vick had them? If you love animals, too, I made an animal loving vegan-themed musical CD--1 of a kind @

    www.vegantunes.com
    Reply to this comment
    by formrusmcsgt October 19, 2007 8:51 PM PDT
    Posted by rfcnj68 at 08:45 PM : Oct 19, 2007

    Are you on the wrong page or what?
    Reply to this comment
    by iceman_1960 October 19, 2007 8:52 PM PDT
    "Also, check the article for grammatical errors. There are at least two obvious ones. :-) "
    - Posted by hypnotoad72 at 08:17 PM : Oct 19, 2007

    I get it:

    "The Six-Toed Felines"

    That"s an example of improper subordinate "claws."
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    by poopusbuttus October 19, 2007 8:53 PM PDT
    This story is stupid. As stupid as the people that are posting on here. I poop on all liberals faces
    Reply to this comment
    by iceman_1960 October 19, 2007 8:55 PM PDT
    RE: Post by wonder25 at 08:49 PM : Oct 19, 2007

    Remember, though, that felines are Nature"s purest carnivores, and regardless of what PETA says, they cannot be put on a vegetarian diet, or they"ll soon go blind.

    Vegetariansim is good for humans but bad for cats.
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    by iceman_1960 October 19, 2007 8:57 PM PDT
    "This story is stupid. As stupid as the people that are posting on here. I poop on all liberals faces"
    - Posted by poopusbuttus at 08:53 PM : Oct 19, 2007

    That comment makes me madder than a bee-stung cat.
    Reply to this comment
    by poopusbuttus October 19, 2007 9:01 PM PDT
    Ya know Iceman, I''ve sunk to a new low. I''ve been reduced to blogging on a story about stupid cats.
    Reply to this comment
    by iceman_1960 October 19, 2007 9:15 PM PDT
    "Ya know Iceman, I"ve sunk to a new low. I"ve been reduced to blogging on a story about stupid cats."
    - Posted by poopusbuttus at 09:01 PM : Oct 19, 2007

    Cats can be smart.

    I was amazed how quickly my two cats picked up on the connection between the remote and the Video DVD eject across the room, something they find fascinating.

    When I touch that remote, all eyes are on that DVD eject.
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    by sblake63 October 19, 2007 9:24 PM PDT
    Hmmm Goverment Money wasted on cats, or inner city peices of trash (most poor folks)who shall most likely end up costing us more money having to house them in jail. I say shut down section 8, SCHIP and food stamps and keep feeding those kitties LMAO.

    And no, I not kidding! How is it that I see these so called low income people with RAZR cell phones and big screen TV''s in their house? At least a cat cant go out and rob a gas station. Billions spent on inner city trash, now thats a WASTE of taxpayer dollars!
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    by jeepmanjr October 19, 2007 9:29 PM PDT
    I think there should be a cat season for hunters. Yeah...soft, warm fur for shoes and jackets. No stinkin'' cat boxes and no more stains on my pickup wheels. I say DOWN with all domestic cats...Hunters unite!!! he, he.... :-)
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    by luvcomments October 19, 2007 9:48 PM PDT
    jeepmanjr Yeah, hee-hee Next time, wear your Elmer Fudd outfit - I didn''t recognize you when I ran over, uh I mean into, you last week. The kinda cats I keep jess luhv roadkill good ole boys roasted in their own juices, processed into cat food :)
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    by iceman_1960 October 19, 2007 9:59 PM PDT
    "At least a cat cant go out and rob a gas station."
    - Posted by sblake63 at 09:24 PM : Oct 19, 2007

    You never heard of cat burglars ?
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    by creeper00 October 19, 2007 9:59 PM PDT
    This story is stupid. As stupid as the people that are posting on here. I poop on all liberals faces

    Posted by poopusbuttus at 08:53 PM : Oct 19, 2007

    And I''m sure you have enough to go around.
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    by barbaraf4 October 19, 2007 10:16 PM PDT
    Get them all neutered. This would be the last generation.
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    by GRPDiver October 19, 2007 10:36 PM PDT
    Assuming $200/hr (including fringes) for 270 hours, that is $54,000 in labor. Assuming 2 trips/yr for 2 days/trip for 5 years (I will assume shoulder season), the per diem would be $3,760 total using today''s rates (higher if traveled during peak season). The city pair rates do not exist for Washington, DC, to Key West Florida, so using current full fare ticket prices (government does not use non-refundable tickets), the air fare for 2 trips/yr for 5 years would be $14,380 using today''s rates. Because I used today''s rates for historical costs, I''ll discount the total by 10%. The total cost is $64,926. So, use $65,000. How many children''s health care coverage would that pay? Maybe 54 children guessing at a cost of $1200/yr? In the grand scheme of the USDA, and the federal government as a whole, not a major impact. Multiple that by the thousands of wasteful actions by the federal government, and you can see why our taxes keep going up and up and services keep getting cut. I HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS!
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    by hedonist3 October 19, 2007 10:50 PM PDT
    Good grief! Bureaucracy run amok. Mourn with me the final gasp of Common Sense. "...at least 14 USDA field trips to sunny Key West." Hmmmmm......
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    by Hybdiesel October 19, 2007 11:00 PM PDT
    At last a subject I know something about. Cat poop stinks. About like the air around here when Bushit was in Memphis the other day.
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    by michellem99-2009 October 19, 2007 11:03 PM PDT
    amen to that post TR 1907.That''s right..
    Barbara Dear yer right..fix them so no more kittens .
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    by obiwan234 October 19, 2007 11:16 PM PDT
    I guess I have problems seeing our tax dollars used to support cats while folks are starving and homeless here and over seas. I love cats, but who cares?
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    by andor3 October 19, 2007 11:22 PM PDT
    so the problem is that the cats are not pure Americans, but Feline-Americans and are trading with China? I dunno guess I came in the middle of this discussion and tried to make sense of it...
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    by cdfoxtrot October 19, 2007 11:25 PM PDT
    And...... this is the number one story in the whole world, according to CBS??
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    by maedean October 20, 2007 12:05 AM PDT
    Lets see our goverment can pay for cats but not our kids to have medical .. Why didn''t the peice of sheet Bush veto this ???
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    by ukclh33 October 20, 2007 12:26 AM PDT
    If the idiot "volunteer" hadn''t called in the government in the first place, none of the tax dollars would have been spent and us tax payers would not have paid for 14 USDA field trips to sunny Key West. Hey here is a thought, lets tell the INS workers they get free trips to Cancun, and maybe we can get the illegals "rounded up nightly and caged"
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    by tcofaz October 20, 2007 1:42 AM PDT
    I am sorry but why are we wasting time on this. I have visited the Hemingway home. We pay to go in there. The cat are happy. Leave them alone. Why do we need to waste the tax prayer money to send agents to visit this place, not once but 14 times. This is an historic city, rich in history stop trying to change it.
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    by cdfoxtrot October 20, 2007 2:17 AM PDT
    Lets see our goverment can pay for cats but not our kids to have medical .. Why didn''''t the peice of sheet Bush veto this ???

    Posted by maedean at 12:05 AM : Oct 20, 2007

    I guess you didn''t/couldn''t read the story. The cats are not having taxpayer money spent on them. Taxpayer money is being thrown away on unnecessary spying visits by government employees. The cats don''t benefit from it. And, if they did, I''d be glad. I''m sick and tired of paying for other people''s kids to be educated, given health care, etc. at my expense. And I''m sick and tired of being told what we can watch, say, do and think, based on how it might affect some kid, somewhere. Bottom line, fu(k the kids and their goody-two shoes parents who want the rest of us to spend all our time and money looking after them.
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    by cmp1155 October 20, 2007 6:31 AM PDT
    I think its a scam by the government to give its employees an all expense paid trip to the exotic keys... at OUR COST!!!!
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    by keithle1 October 20, 2007 6:33 AM PDT
    Federal government can afford it. We spend a lot of money on nuttier things.

    Long live The Hemingway Cats!
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    by nwihoosier October 20, 2007 8:47 AM PDT
    It''s the same 10th grade drivel here. Some of you show no evidence of having gotten that far
    Ha Haaaaaaaa
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    by hungry1968 October 20, 2007 9:14 AM PDT
    If you were a federal agent, wouldn''t you go on an all expenses paid "fact finding mission" to sunny Key West? Of course this is going to drag on forever - until someone puts an end to the all expenses paid vacations under the guise of "work".

    I like the part where they were "undercover" too. Undercover how? Drinking Margaritas by the side of the pool? "Spying" on the cats from the golf course? Did they bring their spouses and kids too? You know - to really complete the disguise?

    What a fraud our government has become!!
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    by iceman_1960 October 20, 2007 9:21 AM PDT
    The United States of America has given its solemn word and pledge to these Hemingway cats.

    If we cut and run from them now, the terrorists have won.

    Long Live the Hemingway Cats.
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