February 11, 2009 4:11 PM

Keeping America Humming

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(CBS)  The kazoo. It's uniquely American - cheap and easy - the most democratic of instruments ... anyone can play it.

"It is said that pigs might be able to learn how, if they could be persuaded to kazoo before they eat it."

So says Barbara Stewart, who is - believe it or not - a kazoo virtuoso. She spoke to CBS Sunday Morning's Bill Geist about her beloved instrument.

"No, the thing about the kazoo is there's really no wrong way to play it. There are wrong times to play it."

When asked by Geist if this was a concession on her part that the kazoo can be annoying, she answered, "Oh, absolutely!"

Nevertheless, Stewart is the kazoo's staunchest supporter, calling it a misunderstood instrument.

"Oh, it's clearly been the object of derision and scorn," Stewart says, "Mostly out of ignorance."

She's a kazoo activist, really trying to make the kazoo America's official national instrument.

"We have been turned down by everybody, or at least ignored. President Nixon and Carter ... So there's bipartisan ignorance."

Barbara may be the perfect spokesperson for this offbeat instrument: She is a classically trained musician.

She wrote the book on kazoos and has one of her kazoos in the Smithsonian Institution. She's played classical kazoo in Lincoln Center and Carnegie Hall. And she trains new kazooist recruits wherever she goes.

As kazoodom's ambassador, Barbara shows up wherever kazooists congregate.

Recently in Harlem, where they were trying to set a new record for the world's largest kazoo band, 2,147 kazooists showed up! But that didn't beat the record of 2,600 set in Rochester, New York, Barbara's hometown.

But according to Barbara, that was okay.

"It's all part of a mission to make the kazoo the national instrument and keep America humming."

Barbara was there, too, when the Original Kazoo Company of Eden, New York recently celebrated its 100th anniversary &#-151; a veritable kazoo Woodstock.

Here they still make metal kazoos the old fashioned way, except for those little membranes that go in the top.

"The animal membranes went out of fashion. They were made out of sheep gut," Stewart told Sunday Morning. "And the condom companies put them out of business and raised the price so high, so now we make them out of paper, the same kind used in candy boxes so the saliva doesn't disintegrate it."

Karen Smith runs the Kazoo Shop, and she's curator of the Kazoo Museum's historically significant kazoo collection. She showed Geist one of the very first kazoos as well as a 24-karat gold plated kazoo that must have been designed for formal kazooing occasions.

"We have families that will come and generations that are passing down the tradition," Smith told Geist. "And schools that will bring entire classes so that, you know, boys and girls who have never seen a kazoo before are being exposed to kazoos. And thereby I hope that's gonna perpetuate kazooing."

Barbara Stewart pushes on, trying to gain respect for the kazoo and maybe even give it a touch of class.

It remains unclear, however, from audience comments after a classical kazoo concert at the Eastman School of Music, just how well she is succeeding. One listener called the music "so exciting, it thrills you from the bottom of your feet and never moves above the ankle," while another said that the highlight of the concert ... was its ending.

But another, perhaps more receptive audience member said that, "Tt brought the kazoo to a new level. A very classical level, if that can happen."

Barbara Stewart, for one, believes it can.

Copyright 2009 CBS. All rights reserved.
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by Miss_G_KazooLady January 7, 2011 8:56 PM EST
I've been singing the blues and wailing them on my wooden kazoo for over 30 years. Inspired by Jim Kweskin's Jug Band album from the early 70's titled "Garden Of Joy" where I first heard one of my favorite singers (Maria Muldaur) playing a "bluesy" style kazoo
to a song of the same title "Garden Of Joy". Wow, was I hooked !!
I started playing a wooden kazoo back in 1975 and have never looked back. I've been heard by the best and people tell me they have NEVER heard anyone play as great as I play my wooden kazoos.
They are intended forthe serious players and are the "real deal" .
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by kermit79-2009 September 24, 2007 2:51 PM EDT
I loved this story. I am the Drum Major for my towns Lions Club Kazoo Band. We have a blast performing. I realise that we may not be 2,600 member band but we are happy with the 20 that are members. It would be awesome to have Ms. Stewart perform with us. Thank Sunday Morning!!!
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by miscahel September 24, 2007 12:18 PM EDT
I have received the book by barbara stewart as a gift and have been trying to become proficient (it is easy till you try to sound good enough to preform) watching her on tv explaining and telling with great humor about the kazoo was a joy and give me exactly what I needed the confirmation that the kazoo can be taken seriously but should be approached with humor
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by miscahel September 24, 2007 12:14 PM EDT
I have received the book by barbara stewart as a gift and have been trying to become proficient (it is easy till you try to sound good enough to preform) watching her on tv explaining and telling with great humor about the kazoo was a joy and give me exactly what I needed the confirmation that the kazoo can be taken seriously but should be approached with humor
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by goldnkazoo September 24, 2007 4:30 AM EDT
BEING THE LEADER OF THE GOLDNKAZOO TRIO( TONY & ANDY)
I WAS DISSAPOINTED IN THE LIMITED TIME GIVEN TO THE PERFORMAERS AT THE KAZOO FACTORY 100TH ANNIVERSY BAND CONTEST. THE FIRST PLACE WINNERS THE LOVE, NY KAZOOERS WERE VERY SWEET. AND EVEN THOUGH WE ARRIVED IN THE PTCRUISER DA KAZOO MOBIL, NOTHING WAS SHOWN OF THE VARGAS PINUP 1943 ESQUIRE CENTERFOL WITH THE GOLDNKAZOO LOGO. WE HAD FUN AND ARE ENJOYING THE 24 KARET GOLD DIPPED KAZOOS WE WON. HERE IS TO 100 YEAR OF KAZOOING AND TO 100 MORE! GEO MAC GOLDNKAZOO@HOTMAIL.COM MCGLAUGHLIN, RETIRED USAF CAPT/RETIRED ST OF NY SOCIAL WORKER WITH TONY GUGINO & MOOSE ANDY MAGNOLIA IN HARMONY.
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by shellbell84-2009 September 24, 2007 12:57 AM EDT
I''ve been to the Kazoo Factory. My grandmother lived in Eden, NY, and it was always a special treat to go to the Kazoo Factory when I visited her. What sweet memories, and what a fun story.
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by shellbell84-2009 September 24, 2007 12:56 AM EDT
I''ve been to the Kazoo Factory. My grandmother lived in Eden, NY, and it was always a special treat to go to the Kazoo Factory when I visited her. What sweet memories, and what a fun story.
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by fspoto September 24, 2007 12:33 AM EDT
In response to jelberfeld above and defense of CBS, the Kazoo is uniquely American, physically and in spirit. It represents the American Dream! Any one can enjoy it Its inclusion today speaks to its entertainment value as Musical Underdog. THE KAZOO SHOULD BE OUR NATIONAL INSTRUMENT. A young salesman won a $200,000.00 grand prize on a talent search recently with a dreadfully bad performance of a truncated version of Nessun Dorma because he had no chance and was willing to risk ridicule to fulfill a dream. That was entertaining to current audiences and judges. Think of the artists who could further their careers with that money. The young man planned to fix his teeth with the booty.
Throughout sports, the arts and all marketing today, it''s the entertainment value, which sets the standard for visibility.
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by normgoldblat September 23, 2007 10:55 PM EDT
The Kazoo is greatest underappreciated musical instrument in the world. I have been playing it since I was a kid. Thanks CBS for sharing it''s pleasures with us and thank you Ms. Stewart for your heroic effors (and effective)efforts.
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