NEW YORK, March 29, 2007

Holy Week Angst Over Naked Chocolate Jesus

Sculpture By Cosimo Cavallaro To Debut At Gallery In NYC

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    "My Sweet Lord," a statue of Jesus without the traditional loincloth, sculpted by Cosimo Cavallaro and seen here at the Ranieriís Sculpture Casting studio in New York, March 29, 2007.  (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)

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(AP)  The Easter season unveiling of a milk chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ, dubbed “My Sweet Lord” by its creator, left a sour taste Thursday in the mouths of a Catholic group infuriated by the anatomically correct confection.

“This is one of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities ever,” said Bill Donohue, head of the watchdog Catholic League. “It's not just the ugliness of the portrayal, but the timing — to choose Holy Week is astounding.”

The 6-foot sculpture by artist Cosimo Cavallaro was to debut Monday evening, the day after Palm Sunday and just four days before Roman Catholics mark the crucifixion of Jesus Christ on Good Friday. The final day of the exhibit at the Lab Gallery inside midtown Manhattan's Roger Smith Hotel was planned for Easter Sunday.

“The fact that they chose Holy Week shows this is calculated, and the timing is deliberate,” said Donohue, whose group represents 350,000 Catholics nationwide.

He called for an economic boycott of the hotel, which he described as “already morally bankrupt.”

The gallery's creative director, Matt Semler, said the Lab and the hotel were overrun with angry telephone calls and e-mails about the exhibit. Although he described Donohue's response as “a Catholic fatwa,” Semler said the gallery was considering its options amid the criticism.

“We're obviously surprised by the overwhelming response and offense people have taken,” said Semler, adding that the Holy Week timing was an unfortunate coincidence. “We are certainly in the process of trying to figure out what we're going to do next.”

The artwork was created from more than 200 pounds of milk chocolate, and it features Christ with his arms outstretched as if on an invisible cross. Unlike the typical religious portrayal of Christ, the Cavallaro creation does not include a loincloth.

Cavallaro, who was raised in Canada and Italy, is best known for his quirky work with food as art: Past efforts include repainting a Manhattan hotel room in melted mozzarella, spraying five tons of pepper jack cheese on a Wyoming home and festooning a four-poster bed with 312 pounds of processed ham.

The Christ sculpture will be on display April 2-7 from 6 p.m. to 7 p.m., with a final showing from midnight to 1 a.m. on Easter Sunday. Its location on the first floor ensures attention from the thousands of passers-by in the busy neighborhood just north of Grand Central Terminal.

Semler was particularly upset by the call for a boycott of the hotel, which he said was not involved in the selection of “My Sweet Lord.”

It's not the first time that Donohue's group and the art world have been at odds. A painting of “The Holy Virgin Mary” that used a splash of elephant dung drew outrage in 1999.

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by truthword March 29, 2007 10:45 PM PDT
I rarely agree with Catholics but I'll agree with them about this, now if they'd just stop celebrating a pagan holiday for a demonic god in the old testament named ASTAR... and stop making those colored eggs for Ba'al... maybe they'd be getting somewhere....
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by March 29, 2007 10:54 PM PDT
Yawn! I refuse to let Mr. Cavallaro ruffle my feathers even if he is going out of his way to be obnoxious.
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by randalds March 29, 2007 11:00 PM PDT
Beautiful! Absolutely beautiful! It's a real shame he doesn't also make an anatomically correct Virgin Mary too! Makes me wish I lived in New York!
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by petesis March 29, 2007 11:26 PM PDT
Catholics have no right to complain about anything. The horror of their history (and christianity in general) makes a chocolate jesus seem pretty harmless.
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by cantshutup March 29, 2007 11:50 PM PDT
catholics are funny!
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by feelfree1 March 30, 2007 12:12 AM PDT
Re: "Chocolate Jesus"

That is brilliant!!!
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by ourtomorrows March 30, 2007 12:13 AM PDT
Catholics have no right to complain about anything. The horror of their history (and christianity in general) makes a chocolate jesus seem pretty harmless.
Posted by Petesis at 11:26 PM : Mar 29, 2007

It is not just Catholics that are offended. I am a Protestant and I find it insulting. You know, I suppose you could just say, well, artistic expression, just forget about--and if it was being displayed in October people might have a point. But come on, displayed during Holy Week and amounting to nothing less than mocking the crucifixion of Jesus Christ who 100s of millions view as their Savior. That is just wrong. We Christians put up with DAILY insults to our faith and generally don't say a word. This however, is pushing it too far. And for Petesis, I for one am sick, sick, sick of people like you, yes, you are right oh sage, the history of Christianity is not bloodless, but for every life that was wrongly taken their have been lives saved by the faith, hope and charity that Christianity brings. And just like Danish cartoonist should show a bit more thought before ridiculing the Prophet, so this artist should perhaps consider when he is displaying his work.
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by missut2 March 30, 2007 1:05 AM PDT
newster1, you are repulsive! What you described must surely come from a sick mind...it's blasphemy! It's one thing that you don't believe and that you don't worship God, but to ridicule those that do is wrong. I would never push my Christianity on you... I will tell you that there will come a day when you, and everyone that has ever lived, will kneel before this Jesus Christ, (the one that you laugh at), and will confess that He is truly Lord. Whether you choose to believe that is irrevelent...it will happen.

HAPPY EASTER, and remember, Jesus Christ died on a cross for you...When they asked Jesus how much He loved us, he said "this much" and then he stretched out his arms and died.

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by randalds March 30, 2007 1:07 AM PDT
First book of RandalDS

Verse 1. "The is no God! It was all a party joke that got out of control. Go back to living normal lives. Stop killing each other over it. Thank you and sorry about that."

End of the First book of RandalDS
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by acauble1 March 30, 2007 1:14 AM PDT
Now I must ask a more serious question:

If someone created a chocolate Mohammed...

... how much damage would be done by the rioting in the streets by the SO CALLED PEACEFUL RELIGION???
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by michellem99-2009 March 30, 2007 1:19 AM PDT
This is taking it too far. We have sep of chruch and state. I feel that this is pushing things as I may not attend Mass but I am aware everything has a bloody side war,chruch,life and the like. I find this awful. This is not art. I love chotlate but not in the form Jesus naked. This is so sad to shock others. It is his art.
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by randalds March 30, 2007 1:24 AM PDT
This god is often falsely depicted as a Saxon.

Posted by george2221 at 01:16 AM : Mar 30, 2007

True. Jesus was almost certainly not the blond haired blue eyed Caucasian depicted in all of the paintings and movies. Rather he was as middle-eastern Jewish as they came back then. Swarthy, dark (nearly black) skin and with all of the Arabic features we profile people with at airports when looking for terrorists. Jesus would have had to remove more then just his sandals to get on a plane in America today. They'd body search him for sure as a suspected terrorist.
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by acauble1 March 30, 2007 1:34 AM PDT
Over the past few comments I've made, it may seem like I'm trying to take both sides of this issue. I shake my head at such ridiculousness, but to keep me from going insane... I just make fun of it.

However, I still would put Christianity in slightly higher esteem than Islam, just by the fact that I doubt we'll ever see major riots breaking out over this depiction of the prophet Jesus.

No religion is without blood on their hands at one time or another within their history.

Hopefully there will come a time when various religions will find peace with each other.
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by missut2 March 30, 2007 1:40 AM PDT
God offers ALL of you a wonderful gift of eternal life through accepting Jesus as your savior. It's eternal life folks! In perfect harmony! It's forever!

This is how much GOD LOVES US!!
Posted by singinrick at 01:08 AM : Mar 30, 2007


Excellent post! I agree with you...I don't see how anyone can turn down this gift!
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by randalds March 30, 2007 1:52 AM PDT
I think someone should do a chocolate Odin. Or a Baal. Or a Thor. Or a chocolate version of all of the "gods" foolish people have worshipped in the past. Maybe a chocolate tree for people who worshipped them or a chocolate Sun for those afficionadoes. Then there's Venus, Zeus, Mars and in some areas of America Elvis!

They're all the same as God or Christ or Buddha or Confucius or Mohammad or the Son of Sam getting message from the Labrador retriever next door. If there really was a god he'd be laughing his as*s off at all of the stupid earthlings who run around killing in his name whatever they call him.
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by ChiefArt March 30, 2007 1:56 AM PDT
As far as Christians are concerned the chocolate Jesus is wrong and can't be justified. It does not qualify as ART in my opinion. It is sad to admit that the voice of evil is dominating the news and todays society. I do not support mocking anyones religon. If some choose to not have faith in a supream being that is also OK with me it is after all their opinion. But do not mock me for my faith.
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by randalds March 30, 2007 2:15 AM PDT
Posted by chiefarr at 01:52 AM : Mar 30, 2007

Nice learning to cut and paste to re-post your opinion over and over and over again. You do realize that in the blogging world that makes you look like a trolling idiot, don't you? Say it once with feeling, because re-posting the same post over and over shows you to be an idiot like singingrick.
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by randalds March 30, 2007 2:19 AM PDT
The problem lies within "religion" in itself.

There is only one God and His name is Jesus Christ, the King of Kings, and Lord of Lords.

The focus needs to be put on Jesus Christ. Not a "religion".

1 John 5:10:

10The one who believes in the Son of God has the testimony in himself; the one who does not believe God has made Him a liar, because he has not believed in the testimony that God has given concerning His Son.


Posted by singinrick at 02:08 AM : Mar 30, 2007

All hail the one true god! Odin! Or wait...is it Jim Jones? Or wait a minute....it's David Koresh....or....or...I know! It's singingrick! All fall on your knees in front of the new Prophet! I can't wait for the publication of the first book of ricky! Where shall we put it? Between Numbers and Deuteronomy? Or maybe in the New Testament right after Revelations?

I know the perfect place for it!!!

IN THE TRASH!
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by michellem99-2009 March 30, 2007 2:42 AM PDT
I do have a large print Bible and I don't attend church because I choose not to. I feel that this naked Jesus is shcoking and rude. It is not art. It shouold be boycotted and not displayed. He went too far here.
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by missut2 March 30, 2007 2:48 AM PDT
singinrick and chiefarr...it is so refreshing to see that some of us are willing to stand up for our beliefs and our God.
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by randalds March 30, 2007 2:49 AM PDT
singinrick and chiefarr...it is so refreshing to see that some of us are willing to stand up for our beliefs and our God.

Posted by MissUT2 at 02:48 AM : Mar 30, 2007


There is no god. Never has been, is not now and never will be. God is a myth.
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by randalds March 30, 2007 3:06 AM PDT
One hundred and twenty two people, so far, died in Iraq today. Many hundreds more were wounded and many of them will die. These were real human beings. They had mothers, fathers, children wives and husbands. They had jobs and bills and hopes and dreams and a life to try to look forward to and we killed them just as surely as if we had pushed the trigger on the bombs that blew them up. Still I never see a self-proclaimed Christian offer a single prayer for them. Why? Because to evangelical Christians like singingrick they were not real human beings. They were not worthy of their prayers because that hadn't accepted Christ as their personal saviour. They were not Christians and therefore are going to hel*l anyway so why bother. That is the disease of religion. That is it's sickness. That is what makes it the worst burden of mankind. There will always be death and torture and hate and bigotry on murder and genocide and all of the other SH*IT that goes along with praising a "god", until we get religion out of our worldview. Religion is equal to death.
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by randalds March 30, 2007 3:15 AM PDT
Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
I could go a hundred miles an hour
Long as I got the almighty power
Glued up there with my pair of fuzzy dice

{Refrain - repeat between verses}
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations
We will travel every nation
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far

I don't care if it rains or snowses
Long as I got my plastic Moses
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations
We will travel every nation
Me and plastic Moses will go far

I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as I've got my plastic Jesus
Glued to the dashboard of my car
You can buy Him phosphorescent
Glows in the dark, He's pink and pleasant
Take Him with you when you're travelling far

I don't care if it's dark or scary
Long as I have magnetic Mary
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
I feel I'm protected amply
I've got the whole *** holy family
Riding on the dashboard of my car

You can buy a sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a
Pedestal of abalone shell
Goin' ninety, I'm not wary
'Cause I've got my virgin Mary
Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell

I don't care what they say, I'm gonna
Keep on prayin' to that pink Madonna
Melted to the dashboard of my car
Goin' ninety, I'm not wary
'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary
Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell
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by tucson23 March 30, 2007 3:24 AM PDT
Whatever, religious people are incomprehensible anyway. Jesus was all about the poor, the sick, and the powerless. His followers today support a party that couldn't care less about the poor (in fact the poor get poorer under GOP rule), cut funding for health care, abuse wounded soldiers, and ALWAYS, UNFAILINGLY, AND IN EVERY WAY favor rich and powerful corporations over the little guy. I mean, does religious faith make people stupid, or do stupid people become religious? You really think that abortion and gay marriage are somehow at the heart of Jesus' message? What Bible are you people reading? Or can you read? Fools.
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by tucson23 March 30, 2007 3:27 AM PDT
If Jesus returned today, Republicans would denounce him as a dangerous liberal. Would Jesus favor universal health care, or a system rigged to help drug companies and HMOs? Would Jesus support low taxes on the rich, or better health care for the old under Medicare and the poor under Medicaid? Would Jesus favor preemtive war, or patient diplomacy? Now which party in the U.S. today agrees with Jesus? That's right, the DEMOCRATS you ignorant a*sses...
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by acauble1 March 30, 2007 3:33 AM PDT
If Jesus returned today, Republicans would denounce him as a dangerous liberal. Would Jesus favor universal health care, or a system rigged to help drug companies and HMOs? Would Jesus support low taxes on the rich, or better health care for the old under Medicare and the poor under Medicaid? Would Jesus favor preemtive war, or patient diplomacy? Now which party in the U.S. today agrees with Jesus? That's right, the DEMOCRATS you ignorant a*sses...
Posted by tucson23 at 03:27 AM : Mar 30, 2007

Your post deserves re-posting on EVERY BLOG AND FORUM!

Thank you!
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by acauble1 March 30, 2007 3:45 AM PDT
Whatever, religious people are incomprehensible anyway. Jesus was all about the poor, the sick, and the powerless. His followers today support a party that couldn't care less about the poor (in fact the poor get poorer under GOP rule), cut funding for health care, abuse wounded soldiers, and ALWAYS, UNFAILINGLY, AND IN EVERY WAY favor rich and powerful corporations over the little guy. I mean, does religious faith make people stupid, or do stupid people become religious? You really think that abortion and gay marriage are somehow at the heart of Jesus' message? What Bible are you people reading? Or can you read? Fools.
Posted by tucson23 at 03:24 AM : Mar 30, 2007

Again, your posts are genious! It sums up everything that 'RandalDS' and I have been trying to portray on this board!
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by missut2 March 30, 2007 4:57 AM PDT
tucson23, RandalDS...Fools? You know not of what you speak. You know nothing about me or my beliefs...I'm not a mold of some preconceived notion you have about Christians. How would you know what I think or believe?

First, I'm a Southern Democrat, white, female, born-again Christian. I care very much about our troops who are getting killed and maimed every day and the families they leave behind. I care about those that are sick, lonely, homeless, and those that feel helpless. I care about children being abused, tortured, raped, molested, and neglected by those that should be their protectors & guardians. I care about animals and support those that protect and care for them. I care about the wealthy and the rich...some of them have worse problems than I do! I care about the people starving and dying around the world. Don't think for a minute that I don't pray...just because you don't SEE me. What kind of statement is that? How could you presume to know what's in my heart??

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by missut2 March 30, 2007 5:01 AM PDT
Continuing....

To further show your ignorance--we are not living in God's world--there goes that argument! This world belongs to Satan and his angels. They are free to roam this world to seek whom they may devour. God gave us a free will and allows us to make our own choices--choices we will have to live with for eternity. That's a long time!. If you choose not to follow Jesus Christ and you go to hell...remember, there is no interruption to torture, no time-out, no friends--only darkness and separation...and after a billion years, you will be no closer to the end...what a scary thought! Simply shouting that you don't believe in God does NOT alter the fact that these things will happen. If you and your ilk make yourselves feel better and more powerful by ridiculing the beliefs of others, have at it...I will be praying for you...
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by eclark62 March 30, 2007 5:12 AM PDT
I am curious to know if you felt that the riots held by Muslims in Denmark were justified over the publishing of a cartoon of Mohammad? I have not seen Christians starting fires in New York or throwing rocks.
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by rillifane March 30, 2007 5:43 AM PDT
My religious sensibilities are not offended by Cosimo Cavallaro's sculpture as I am not a Christian but my artistic sensibilities certainly are.

This is just another example of the laughable state of art today and the even more laughable stupidity of people like the gallery's "creative director", Matt Semler. What a pathetic, fatuous clod.

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by eclark62 March 30, 2007 5:47 AM PDT
Well said Rillifane. The focus should be on the ridicilousness of the artwork this guy produces not the religious aspects of whos right and whos wrong. For goodness sake this guy is spraying cheese around and calling it art. If that is the case my infant son who likes to throw his food must be the next michelangelo.
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by luckygirl042 March 30, 2007 5:52 AM PDT
All of the religious furor aside---
"Cavallaro, who was raised in Canada and Italy, is best known for his quirky work with food as art: Past efforts include repainting a Manhattan hotel room in melted mozzarella, spraying five tons of pepper jack cheese on a Wyoming home and festooning a four-poster bed with 312 pounds of processed ham."
That's a hell of a lot of wasted food when people are starving. Does this man get paid for this?? I don't see the "art" in smearing cheese everywhere.
Also, Tucson23--I loved the comment that Jesus would be denounced as a dangerous Liberal today--Wow, was that right on!
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by landailyn March 30, 2007 6:31 AM PDT
I believe in a "higher power", yes, you could even call this power God. What I don't believe in is bible thumping, judgemental morons who tell everyone and their dog they're going to hell for this, that and the other, then turn around and do 99.9% of the things they condemn others for. I'm sick to death of their self rightous spewing and delusional moral compass aimed at everyone but themselves. I used to be a good little christian, but the other good little christians turned me completely off of organized religion, in it's entirety.
Also, as an artist, Chocolate Jesus, art? In my opinion, not so much.
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by radiob-2009 March 30, 2007 7:35 AM PDT
































































































































art?
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by extremophil March 30, 2007 8:03 AM PDT
At least this chocolate Jesus is good for something.
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by Ed0719 March 30, 2007 8:26 AM PDT
Posted by ourtomorrows at 12:13 AM : Mar 30, 2007:
We Christians put up with DAILY insults to our faith and generally don't say a word.
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And everyone else has to put up with all you xtians attacking our liberties, our lives, and our right to even exist on a DAILY basis. And you expect us to not fight back? Get real! Maybe you personally don't support the extremists among you who do those things, but are you publically denouncing them? Are you shouting them down at every opportunity and making it clear they are not the "norm" among xtians? Or do you just let them spew their hate and enmity, remaining silent while they do your "dirty work"?

This is ART. You can choose to like it or not. Art is supposed to create emotion in those who view it. If it offends you, so be it, move on.
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by iceman_1960 March 30, 2007 8:35 AM PDT
"Holy Week Angst Over Naked Chocolate Jesus: Sculpture By Cosimo Cavallaro To Debut At Gallery In NYC"

They should have put this in New Orleans. Ray Nagin would have welcomed the Chocolate Jesus.

(Although the name "Cosimo" might be a problem -- makes people think of the Cosmo Kramer character on Seinfeld.)
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by iceman_1960 March 30, 2007 8:42 AM PDT
"Jesus Christ is nor a liberal or a conservative. He is our God and He is perfect, Free of sin." singinrick

Not according to the Bible. Jesus denied that he was God and that he was even good, much less perfect.

Jesus' words don't make any sense on any other interpretation:

Mark 10:18: "Why do you call me good?" Jesus answered. "No one is good - except God alone."
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by iceman_1960 March 30, 2007 8:51 AM PDT
"Goddess bless you!"
Posted by ttinsly

Athene, the number one Goddess in Greek mythology, was (is ?) the most impressive deity of them all, as described in the lierary artisty of Homer.

At one point in the Odyssey, taking human form and wishing to impress a crowd of people, she walks over to the shore and prays loudly to Poseidon. As she's praying, being a Goddess, she secretly fulfills the prayer requests herself.

The crowd is impressed. "See how Poseidon loves him ! He is answering all his prayers immediately !"

Can't beat that for irony and humor.
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by observantx March 30, 2007 8:56 AM PDT

Oh my.

I've just had an epiphany.

Jesus was a man. And Mohamed was a man. And Buddha was a man. You mean each one of them had one of those, you know, "things"?

No wonder everyone's so upset.

And that instead of a chocolate Easter bunny which has become the prime symbol of Easter, we now have a chocolate Jesus to replace it. I believe the artist was using irony to show how far off the mark we have gotten.

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by stone512 March 30, 2007 8:56 AM PDT
it is useless to argue with fools who mock, I am a Christian, but don't support bush. I support Bush over Kerry or Gore. Whatever "faith" all you guys hold causing so much love is not one i hold or would want to hold. Everyone is religious about something, it seems some of you, who seem to be the dumbest smart people, are religious about not being religious.
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by stone512 March 30, 2007 9:02 AM PDT
it is useless to argue with fools who mock, I am a Christian, but don't support bush. I support Bush over Kerry or Gore. Whatever "faith" all you guys hold causing so much love is not one i hold or would want to hold. Everyone is religious about something, it seems some of you, who seem to be the dumbest smart people, are religious about not being religious.
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by stone512 March 30, 2007 9:02 AM PDT
it is useless to argue with fools who mock, I am a Christian, but don't support bush. I support Bush over Kerry or Gore. Whatever "faith" all you guys hold causing so much love is not one i hold or would want to hold. Everyone is religious about something, it seems some of you, who seem to be the dumbest smart people, are religious about not being religious.
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by isthatso-2009 March 30, 2007 9:02 AM PDT
Hmmm...

Unbelievable! Jesus has a pe-nis!?!?!? No! Say it isn't so! I suppose next you'll be claiming he also had an an-us and actually had to poo-poo like the rest of the human race.

How offensive. I'm insulted.

I often wonder if they really could identify it, and confirm it's authenticity, would Christians consider a pile of Jesus' poop to be a Holy Relic?

Or perhaps maybe his clay chamber pot? Makes one wonder.

As for the "artist"...well, it's not my cup 'o tea although it is hysterical to see all the angst it seems to be causing.

I can't wait to see all of the Christian hate mail. What fun!
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by petesis March 30, 2007 9:04 AM PDT
People may not have liked what I posted
"Catholics have no right to complain about anything. The horror of their history (and christianity in general) makes a chocolate jesus seem pretty harmless."

but every word of it is undeniably true. I like how christians get all offended but can never say it is not true. What does that say about what sheep they really are?
And as for feeling persecuted? Again they have convenient memory lapses. Their boy Dobson is already making declarations about how candidates must display "faith". But out of the other side of their mouths they will cry how they are not trying to force their beliefs on us. To he11 with all of them for if there was a he11 that is surely where the majority of them would land up.
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by iceman_1960 March 30, 2007 9:05 AM PDT
"Everyone is religious about something, it seems some of you, who seem to be the dumbest smart people, are religious about not being religious."
Posted by Stone512

I believe that religion is just another form of atheism. (Monotheism is close to atheism -- only off by one in the number of deities. If you round down...)

That is no more nonsensical than to say that atheism is a form of religion, or that capitalism is a form of communism, or that baldness is a hairstyle.

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by cadmantwo March 30, 2007 9:08 AM PDT
I have never been able to understand why so many Christians find the human body to be something so dirty and abhorrent. It says right in their bible that man was created in the image of God. Of course, the same Christians that will tell you that the earth was created in seven days because their bible says so, will now tell us the we mustn't take it so literally on this subject.
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by isthatso-2009 March 30, 2007 9:08 AM PDT
"Cavallaro's past efforts include repainting a Manhattan hotel room in melted mozzarella, spraying five tons of pepper jack cheese on a Wyoming home and festooning a four-poster bed with 312 pounds of processed ham."

And you people really are taking this guy seriously?

He's laughing himself silly over you! So am I.
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by iceman_1960 March 30, 2007 9:10 AM PDT
"Jesus was a man. And Mohamed was a man. And Buddha was a man. You mean each one of them had one of those, you know, "things"?" - ObservantX

"Things" ? You mean hairy backs ?

Sir, hairy backs are the sign of a real man.

I wouldn't be caught dead on the beach in summer with a smooth, hairless, effeminate looking back.

In fact I'm starting an organization for men cursed with bald backs. I'm going to call it "Back Hair Club for Men." We will supply topical ointments to stimulate manly back hair growth.
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