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I know the term "nanny state" is supposed to be derogatory but I don't have a problem with it. Especially if the nanny is British, old-fashioned, strict and spiny, like Margaret Thatcher.
So Carl Kruger doesn't really fit my image of the archetypal nanny statesman. Kruger is a Democratic state representative from Brooklyn and he has the accent and schlumpy bearing to prove it.
Wednesday, he became my current hero as he introduced legislation to ban iPods from pedestrian use in the intersections of big city streets in New York state. If Rep. Kruger's wisdom prevails, anyone nabbed crossing a street with iPod pods crammed in their ears will get tagged with a $100 ticket. If only Barney Fife could have lived to see this day.
Kindly Kruger is doing this for our own good. He's concerned about the safety of pedestrians. Apparently, a 21-year-old man in his district was, um, permanently unplugged when he stepped into traffic while listening to his music-spewing device. Personally, I am inclined to think that such incidents, however tragic, show Darwinism at work. Perhaps I am being uncharitable. Whatever: my interest in Kruger's legislation lies elsewhere.
Portable devices such as the iPod and the cell phone are dangerous to the mental health of homo sapiens living together in crowded quarters, if not to actual life and limb. They foster rudeness and public narcissism at a time when those vices need no encouragement. Kruger aptly calls it "iPod Oblivion."
Many mobile technologies foster this obliviousness: BlackBerrys, GameBoys, those hideous Bluetooth dealies that jut from your ears like Frankenstein plugs, portable mini-DVD players and cell phones have some tactile, addictive quality that makes people fondle them incessantly.
These devices not only "connect" people, they disconnect them, too. Talking full volume on a phone in a crowded waiting room to your old roommate about his long battle with eczema may connect you to your faraway friend, but it alienates you from the people in the room. Indeed, it signals disrespect to them and their privacy.
Now, it appears these mobile e-tools of Satan provide precisely what many people navigating the outside world want and need: obliviousness. Indeed, young people see it as a basic human right, like free speech and gun-toting.
Lots of people want to tune the world out, a feeling to which I am thoroughly sympathetic. But the time to tune out the world is not when you are in the world. The guy at CVS today who let the door swing shut on me because he was yakking on his gizmo should not be oblivious in that situation. Yes, that is a moral, normative declaration: he ought to have held the door for me.
Nanny Kruger rightly says that if you want to listen to music outside in the city, take a walk in the park or sit on a bench. Do not impose your oblivious, impervious, me-first self to the world in a way that communicates, "You don't exist."
A friend who has lived in a large Washington apartment building for many years reports that as the neighborhood yuppifies and her "neighbors" in the building become steadily more affluent, and younger, they have also become ruder.
She blames the pods. Plugged into music, phones or PDAs, her neighbors don't hold the elevator, hold the grocery bag while a neighbor fiddles for a key, or even say "hello" in the lobby. Pod people: I wish they'd all go away, as Frank Zappa might have sung.
I spent a week on a university campus recently, playing amateur anthropologist. I noticed that as students left class, most of them instantly got out their cell phones or attached their umbilical iPod cords. I rarely saw groups talking or laughing or just interacting. It seemed isolating.
Am I making technology a scapegoat for the decline of common courtesy? Sure, what's so wrong with scapegoats? But, really, I am not a Luddite; I am a crank.
Actually, this kind of use of technology as a shield, I think, reflects a social isolation — and a real desire to be oblivious to a nasty, snarky world — that is very real. I think there is no established etiquette for using this technology around others and that creates a vacuum: rudeness abhors a vacuum. Jugular-seeking marketers know this perfectly well and they make ads that try to make us feel OK about being hedonistic, unencumbered consumers.
But the march to rudeness is not inexorable. Grownups respond to skilled nanny-ing just like children. For example, many stores, restaurants, trains and waiting rooms now prohibit cell phones. People often scold cell phone boors in public. And I actually think that as a result, cell phone manners are slowly improving.
Similarly, we will increasingly tease and torture goons who use BlackBerrys during conversations, at the dinner table and in meetings. A few companies now have "no CrackBerry in meetings" rules. Perhaps PDA-etiquette will also improve.
Probably the law or civic initiative that most influenced my own behavior was anti-litter signs. That may seem silly (OK, it is), but I am constitutionally incapable of littering. That's because I vividly recall being terrified by signs on Sheridan Road outside Chicago threatening litterers with fines of $15.00. (I thought it was $1,500!) We were taught about it in school, too. Now, littering was probably a big problem in the '50s and '60s when car ownership, suburbs and "to go" exploded. Nothing is more disrespectful of your surrounding and neighbors than littering. And nannies helped curb it. There is hope from e-tool litter and rudeness.
Obviously, manners and basic courtesy are meant to be taught by parents (and communities), not state representatives. But it doesn't logically follow that the government we fund and participate in can't try to contribute.
So Rep. Kruger is part of that great invisible hand that helps keep us mildly predatory, featherless bipeds from violent anarchy. He's part of the nanny state. I don't know why conservatives hate that idea so much. Who else but nannies will discipline us brats and teach the manners, traditions of respect, and high culture that conservatives are supposed to like so much?
As much as I might wish for it, I don't expect a surge in courtesy-vigilantes to hit the streets. But I do at least expect that if you're reading this indoors, you'll take your hat off.
Thank you very much.
Dick Meyer is the editorial director of CBSNews.com, based in Washington.
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Is this chlorination of the gene pool? Will only the children of iPod users who are adroit enough not to be run over by cars be the new Darwinian winners who live to found a stronger humanity?
As an occasional cell phone and iPod user I remember the "truism" I heard when I moved to the greater Boston area. The difference between Boston drivers and New Hampshire drivers is that one will apologize after hitting a pedestrian while the other will not %u2013 but I can never remember which one it is. Hence, I avoid the need to find out which has just run me down.
As to restaurants, the best method of dealing with the annoyance of people shrieking into a cell phone is to block the signals there. "Gee, sorry we have such bad reception here. Have a cuppa and a biscuit, why don%u2019t cha?%u201D
What did we do before people were plugged into little machines that made noises? Oh, I remember, we talked to each other - face to face. How quaint.
Is this chlorination of the gene pool? Will only the children of iPod users who are adroit enough not to be run over by cars be the new Darwinian winners who live to found a stronger humanity?
As an occasional cell phone and iPod user I remember the "truism" I heard when I moved to the greater Boston area. The difference between Boston drivers and New Hampshire drivers is that one will apologize after hitting a pedestrian while the other will not %u2013 but I can never remember which one it is. Hence, I avoid the need to find out which has just run me down.
As to restaurants, the best method of dealing with the annoyance of people shrieking into a cell phone is to block the signals there. "Gee, sorry we have such bad reception here. Have a cuppa and a biscuit, why don%u2019t cha?%u201D
What did we do before people were plugged into little machines that made noises? Oh, I remember, we talked to each other - face to face. How quaint.
Law enforcement agencies will need to be enforcing these laws not only for the murders but, for those who use technology that is hazardous, regardless of their shape and size.
God Bless.
Let's pass a law to make 'Deaf Person Oblivion' punishable by death, since we cannot fix that yet. Then let's pass laws on not turning out in front of someone on the road, or driving 5 miles under the speed limit. And I think it is because of 'Car Radio Oblivion', so let's make those illegal to listen to. Then let's make every other person in the country a cop to enforce our new laws.
Let's also pass laws mandating courtesy, since that is what seems to be the core issue with so many Baby Boomers. Then let's pass laws against moronic Opinion columns, because all these freedoms are a drag.
You need to seriously consider switching to decaf. Or maybe you are one of those people who gets so indignant when a whole cinema tells you to "Shut the he** up!" when you're talking to someone on your cellphone during the movie. Either way, lighten up and unclench a little bit.
I do not go to movies, own an iPod, or fail to understand that because there is no sidetone in a cell phone does not mean I do not need to shout at it. I also am courteous and have already held open a door for a lady this morning. But instead of passing legislation Boomers should try engaging everyone else, and not be afraid to pass on their control. "Unclench", if you will. Now I will have my morning coffee....
Is this chlorination of the gene pool? Will only the children of iPod users who are adroit enough not to be run over by cars be the new Darwinian winners who live to found a stronger humanity?
As an occasional cell phone and iPod user I remember the "truism" I heard when I moved to the greater Boston area. The difference between Boston drivers and New Hampshire drivers is that one will apologize after hitting a pedestrian while the other will not %u2013 but I can never remember which one it is. Hence, I avoid the need to find out which has just run me down.
As to restaurants, the best method of dealing with the annoyance of people shrieking into a cell phone is to block the signals there. "Gee, sorry we have such bad reception here. Have a cuppa and a biscuit, why don%u2019t cha?%u201D
What did we do before people were plugged into little machines that made noises? Oh, I remember, we talked to each other - face to face. How quaint.
Well, I can not argue that! Thin the herd. Survival of the most awake.
I went to college in the 80's, before the day of cell phones and ipods. There was the Walkman, but I don't recall them being all that common.
(in repy to the Posting by mcg907 at 07:33 AM : Feb 08, 2007)
While, I agree that people on Cell Phones, iPod users, and other technologies that attempt to "disconnect" people from on another, i think some realistic perspective is needed..
mc907, has a great point.. Drivers who are impatient, arrogant, and in a hurry are at fault if people are hit, while obeying the laws..
however, if that person is distrtacted becuase he/she is on the phone or listen to the iPod, then that person is the one at fault..
How do you decide that limiting ones use of iPods or cellphone is teh rigth way to solve the problem of people so wrapped up in their own worlds, both drivers AND tech junkies?
Unless the iPod people are causing harm to others (and not just their Darwin-challenged selves) the government has absolutely no legal right to tell them when and where to listen to their music. It would be the start of a steep slippery slope into fascism.
Besides, rude people will slam doors in your face with or without an iPod on, and the occassional kid person will hold the elevator even when they're listening to their iPod. An iPod ban will simply not change people's daily interaction habits; all it will do is create chaos on the street as people scramble to take their headphones off at every intersection, and put them back on after crossing the street.
Maybe its time for us to realize that no one's perfect, and everyone has slammed a door in someone else's face at some point in time, even you, Mr. Meyer. So why don't we all grow up and, instead of complaining about the iPod people, go out and strike up a conversation with one of them. If you can think of something interesting to say, someone might actually listen for once.
I don't see iPods ase much as a risk as say the cell phone. I have seen too many people trying to drive while talking or dialing. I once saw a woman trying to make a turn while looking up a phone number and dial. (I kid you not)
I would think in a big city iPods or any mp3 player can take away the annoyance of typical city noise.
50 points for smashing into a dippshitt using a cell while driving
20 points for loudly chastizing a fool talking on the cell as if they were alone in the waiting room, cine, restaurant or line
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I missed being hit by a car that I would have seen earlier, if I hadn't been so wrapped up in my music.
The problem with ear buds and headphones is that they block out the surrounding noise to the extent that the listener is oblivious to the world around them.
Either turn it down, or take it off! It's for your own safety.
How will the NYPD enforce this law?
I'd like to suggest that the NY state legislature concentrate their law making efforts towards lowering our excessive tax burden, our state mandated fees, energy costs, workers comp fees etc. After they have accomplished these tasks in a state legislature that has been described as the 'most dysfunctional' of all states, then they can pass the ipod laws.
Cellphones have been in widespread use by the general public for almost fifteen years.
I have heard cellphones ring at church, movies, restaurants, and in the various business meetings and university classes that I have been in, however, I have never seen anyone actually take the call unless it is critical, and if it is critical, that person excuses him or herself, leaves the room, and returns only when he or she has finished speaking.
At univeristy, cellphone use in classes are an extreme breach of etiquette: in fact, I have never heard a cell phone ring in a class once, and it was mine. It was extremely embarrassing even though it only beeped once and quietly. Very rarely do I see people filing out of class in a hurry to plug themselves in, though I do see people turning their cellphones on with only one or two actually making phone calls: the rest of us are too busy talking to each other about the class we just attended.
I have never heard of anyone using an iPod or music player of any kind during office hours.
As far as I know, there is only one actually law with regard to cellphone use: one must operate a vehicle with a handsfree set.
"A friend who has lived in a large Washington apartment building for many years reports that as the neighborhood yuppifies and her 'neighbors' in the building become steadily more affluent, and younger, they have also become ruder."
This anecdote, like most of this article, is an exaggeration. One "friend" living in Washington has a problem with her neighbors. Is this "friend" a student living in a student residence? Just who are all these neighbors of hers? How many of the elderly in that large apartment building have iPods? Maybe this "friend" is being "tuned" out for a very good reason (like, maybe, she is busily labeling them as yuppies to their faces?)
Is it really as bad as this article suggests in the USA. I rather doubt it.
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by michellem99-2009
February 10, 2007 11:43 AM PST
- This has got us sharing thru the posts. I feel that manners are always in. I do see the the good in the E-tools. I am aware that people would rather not talk today. It is sad. I feel that E-tools are not fully to blame. It is sad that people have got more cold/rude today. Being in my 50s, I wonder what has happened. I don't live in fear. Are others becoming fearful of their fellow human beings that they give up what makes us human. Satan wants people to work for him. It is not E-tools that cause us to fall from grace rather us ourselves. We are to blame not the e- tools. The computer helps me in good ways. Have a nice day.
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