NEW YORK, Sept. 9, 2007
What Americans Like
How Much Whiskas Do Americans Buy?
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Time Magazine has a story about what products Americans consume on a daily basis. Andy Rooney doesn't buy any of it.
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Time Magazine has a feature story about where Americans live, how they vote, what they believe and what they buy.
For example, Time says Americans buy 35 million cans of Bud Light every day. I'm not one of those millions because I drink an average of two beers a year and neither of them is Bud Light. I don’t like anything called light and Anheuser Busch doesn’t make a Bud Heavy.
Time says Americans buy 150,000 toy cars every day. I'm not in on that either. I have my toy car, a Sunbeam Tiger with a Ford V8 engine in it. I bought my toy in 1967.
Time says Americans drink 50 million cans of Pepsi every day. Pepsi's okay but I drink Coke out of habit. I used to think of Pepsi as imitation Coke. Then I was surprised to find out that both Coke and Pepsi were first made before 1900. I think Coke's success had something to do with that great little bottle it came in.
Time says we eat 2.4 million Burger King hamburgers a day. I've never understood how you're supposed to get you're mouth around one of these so you can take a bite.
They sell almost 25,000 bags of Whiskas cat food a day. They don't sell any of that to me either because I don't have a cat. If I had time to take care of a cat I wouldn't get a cat. I’d get a dog.
Hostess Twinkies are big sellers, half a million a day. Would a real man get caught eating a Twinkie?
Starbucks sells more than 150,000 pounds of coffee every day. I drink Starbucks. It's good coffee but the beans are over-roasted for me. The coffee has a burned taste.
Toyota Camry. They sell 628 of these cars a day. Whatever a Camry is. I can’t figure out how Ford Motors dropped the ball. For about 50 years Ford was the all-American car. Almost everyone bought one at some time or other. Toyota isn't all-American, it's part-Japanese but Americans buy a lot of them now.
One last statistic. More Americans read Time than Newsweek.
By Andy Rooney
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See all 28 CommentsI had no idea Americans drank that much carbonated caffeine caramel sugar water that rots tooth enamel. Then we wonder why the dentist charges so much... :)
You are a nice guy but I''m sorry to say that everytime I watch your commentary its a big dissapointment. This was especially true on your latest "What Americans Like". Can you tell me how is it that reading off a news magazine compelling journalism? Did you do any investigation or research? Or did you simply rehashed someone else''s material? Was this a 3rd grade book report? And who cares if you don''t drink Bud Light or can''t put your mouth around a Whopper? How is that important to anyone?! What value did you add to this topic? Please, your not even funny! There must be someone else on the staff that can use your 2 minutes to do some orginal reporting that is important. Enough is enough. You have to go!
BUT THEY WOULD SELL ME THE SECTOR FOR ONLY $749.00 AND IF I DID NOT WANT TO PUT THE PART IN THEN THEY WOULD GLADLY DO IT FOR ONLY $1200.
WHAT A DEAL!
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER WILL I PURCHASE A FORD PRODUCT AGAIN!
alexander usa alaska hay andy tell ur buds love the geek stuff im one my self proud too say
By Barbara Ann
Ye ask each and yer get
a different answer.
Somes like cars.
I use mass tranit.
Some like pop.
I don''t care for it.
Some like a cup of coffee.
I will have a cup of tea.
Some yak on a mobile phone.
I woulg rather use computer.
Some ride a bike.
I would rather walk.
Some would perfer their gun.
I don''t belive in gun ownership.
Some attend church.
I don''t for personal reasons.
Yet I belive in Jesus.
Some are rich and greedy.
I am poor and happy.
Whan all said and done
What Americans care most.
Freedom.
Amreica what do you like.
Think about thet,Madam.
Please give Barbara Ann credit as I wrote this. thank you.
Toyotas biggest thing is when ya drive down the street after owning one for a month, it doesn''t creak and make funny noises.
And coke is a red thing, pepsi a blue. Which means there''s room fer one more: white.
regarding Andy's comment on why there are not more Fords in the driveway
In 2003 I bought the Ford Escape biggest investment I ever put in a car (The price wasn't much less than my first home in 1974)
I did not purchase the extended warranty (I had faith in Ford) besides I am a member AARP I don't abuse my cars 2005 the transmission was gone
My next car will be a Toyota Camry
Yeah but only 5 million Americans are buying the Bud Light - you do the math - my neighbors are about 5 of them
Having said that, I have to own up that the 3 most reliable vehicles I've owned since 1976 have been, in order, a 1980 Escort, 1988 Bronco II, and a 1991 Ranger pick-up.
As for Starbucks coffee, I haven't set foot inside one of their stores since 9/11. Check out snopes.com to find out why.
They also dont want you to know that they are ripping off the coffee farmers for $1.85 per bag by paying them 15 cents instead of the market rate of $2.
Here in Ontario where I live, they just raised the price of a pound of coffee 50 cents and notified everyone that they would be helping(?) the tsunami farmers over the years to come.
With friends like that...who needs enemies?
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