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Rooney On Being A Politician \| 11/04/2007 Andy Rooney says he'd rather be an insurance salesman than a politician ... and he'd hate to be an insurance salesman.
Andy On Baseball \| 10/28/2007 Andy Rooney talks about what he finds silly about the sport of baseball, because he's really a football kind of guy.
Andy On Self-Help Books \| 10/21/2007 Andy Rooney says publishers keep sending him how-to books as if he didn't know how to do anything.
Andy On The Joys Of Winter \| 10/14/2007 Andy Rooney is tired of warm weather when it's supposed to be cold. He expounds on the beauty of winter and the satisfactions of winter clothing.
Andy Reads The Labels \| 10/07/2007 Andy Rooney reads the labels of some processed food products and is surprised by what is in there ... and what isn't.
Presidential Vacations \| 09/23/2007 Andy Rooney wouldn't go to Crawford, Texas for half the U.S. Treasury. He reflects on the vacation destinations and pastimes of different presidents.
What's In A Name? \| 09/17/2007 Andy Rooney ponders why stadiums, airports and towns are named what they are.
Andy Doesn't Buy It \| 09/09/2007 Time Magazine has a story about what products Americans consume on a daily basis. Andy Rooney doesn't buy any of it.
Rooney On Going To The Movies \| 12/17/2006 Andy Rooney prefers going to the movie theater over renting DVD's from Netflix
What Good Are Kitchen Gadgets? \| 08/26/2007 Do all kitchen gadgets serve a real purpose? Andy Rooney doesn’t think so. Watch his latest insights on the latest domestic toys.
A Queen Of The USA? \| 08/19/2007 President Bush spends a considerable amount of time posing for pictures with various dignitaries and VIPs. Andy Rooney wonders if America should get a queen to take over the ceremonial duties.
Why Andy Likes Ties \| 08/12/2007 Andy Rooney takes a look at how men wear (or don't wear) ties, coats, and jackets, and tells us what he likes best about wearing a tie.
Andy Rooney On Buying Votes \| 04/01/2007 Presidential candidates have to raise a lot of cash to win the White House. Andy Rooney doesn't think spending a fortune guarantees a smart and honest person in the top job.
The Stuff Andy Never Looks At \| 02/25/2007 Andy Rooney's office is filled with papers and other, well, stuff. But once it's been saved, Andy never seems to look at his collection again.
Rooney On Watches \| 12/03/2006 Andy Rooney gets all wound up over watches.
Water, Water Everywhere \| 07/08/2007 Americans spend billions on bottled water, which is more expensive than gasoline. "60 Minutes" commentator Andy Rooney may have found a way to cash in on the trend.
Rooney's Dairy Dilemma \| 07/01/2007 Would cows drink the milk sold in grocery stores? Andy Rooney doesn't think so and wonders what they have done to milk.
Andy's Car Gets The Runaround \| 06/24/2007 Andy Rooney missed his old Lexus SUV after selling it to a used car dealership. So he decided to trace its path to its new owner.
Type A, Type B Personalities \| 06/17/2007 Andy Rooney says each of us faces an important question every day of our lives. The answer we give puts us in one of two categories.
Andy Rooney Receives Presents \| 12/10/2006 Andy Rooney gets a lot of "interesting junk" from fans of his show.
Andy Rooney On Mike Wallace \| 06/03/2007 Andy Rooney says Mike Wallace is the best interviewer on television, and he especially appreciates having someone of his own generation as a colleague.
Andy On Old Books \| 05/20/2007 Andy thinks books are one of the greatest inventions of all time. He recently visited the New York Antiquarian Book Fair where he learned how much some of the old classics sell for.
Andy On Television Styles \| 05/13/2007 Andy talks about the difference of what he thinks he looks like and what he actually looks like on television. He says hair makes the biggest difference in what he looks like on screen.
Andy's Problem With Headlines \| 05/06/2007 Andy discusses newspaper headlines that he says don't make sense and goes on to give examples of a few that bother him. Despite the bad headlines though, Andy continues to read the paper.
Andy Responds To Fan Mail \| 04/29/2007 Andy says he gets a lot of good letters, and they make him feel bad because he never answers them. He says he wants to write nice letters back, but being nice just doesn't come naturally to him.
Books Or Video In The Future? \| 04/22/2007 As Andy Rooney approaches a major milestone at 60 Minutes, he wonders: will books or video be the preferred reference tool in the future?
Andy Rooney On Modern Cars \| 04/15/2007 Andy visited The New York International Auto Show and reminisces about the days when one could tell the difference between car makes and models.
A Queen Of The USA? \| 04/08/2007 President Bush spends a considerable amount of time posing for pictures with various dignitaries and VIPs. Andy Rooney wonders if America should get a queen to take over the ceremonial duties.
Winter Isn't What It Use To Be \| 03/25/2007 Andy Rooney says on "60 Minutes" that winter should be about cold weather and real snow. But, New York City's past winter, he explains, is all wet.
Andy Rooney On Newspapers \| 03/18/2007 "60 Minutes" gets newspapers from around the country on a regular basis and Andy Rooney often reads parts of them. He takes a look at some headlines and critiques them.

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Rooney On Being A Politician \| 11/04/2007 Andy Rooney says he'd rather be an insurance salesman than a politician ... and he'd hate to be an insurance salesman.
Andy On Baseball \| 10/28/2007 Andy Rooney talks about what he finds silly about the sport of baseball, because he's really a football kind of guy.
Andy On Self-Help Books \| 10/21/2007 Andy Rooney says publishers keep sending him how-to books as if he didn't know how to do anything.
Andy On The Joys Of Winter \| 10/14/2007 Andy Rooney is tired of warm weather when it's supposed to be cold. He expounds on the beauty of winter and the satisfactions of winter clothing.
Andy Reads The Labels \| 10/07/2007 Andy Rooney reads the labels of some processed food products and is surprised by what is in there ... and what isn't.
Presidential Vacations \| 09/23/2007 Andy Rooney wouldn't go to Crawford, Texas for half the U.S. Treasury. He reflects on the vacation destinations and pastimes of different presidents.
What's In A Name? \| 09/17/2007 Andy Rooney ponders why stadiums, airports and towns are named what they are.
Andy Doesn't Buy It \| 09/09/2007 Time Magazine has a story about what products Americans consume on a daily basis. Andy Rooney doesn't buy any of it.
Rooney On Going To The Movies \| 12/17/2006 Andy Rooney prefers going to the movie theater over renting DVD's from Netflix
What Good Are Kitchen Gadgets? \| 08/26/2007 Do all kitchen gadgets serve a real purpose? Andy Rooney doesn’t think so. Watch his latest insights on the latest domestic toys.
A Queen Of The USA? \| 08/19/2007 President Bush spends a considerable amount of time posing for pictures with various dignitaries and VIPs. Andy Rooney wonders if America should get a queen to take over the ceremonial duties.
Why Andy Likes Ties \| 08/12/2007 Andy Rooney takes a look at how men wear (or don't wear) ties, coats, and jackets, and tells us what he likes best about wearing a tie.
Andy Rooney On Buying Votes \| 04/01/2007 Presidential candidates have to raise a lot of cash to win the White House. Andy Rooney doesn't think spending a fortune guarantees a smart and honest person in the top job.
The Stuff Andy Never Looks At \| 02/25/2007 Andy Rooney's office is filled with papers and other, well, stuff. But once it's been saved, Andy never seems to look at his collection again.
Rooney On Watches \| 12/03/2006 Andy Rooney gets all wound up over watches.
Water, Water Everywhere \| 07/08/2007 Americans spend billions on bottled water, which is more expensive than gasoline. "60 Minutes" commentator Andy Rooney may have found a way to cash in on the trend.
Rooney's Dairy Dilemma \| 07/01/2007 Would cows drink the milk sold in grocery stores? Andy Rooney doesn't think so and wonders what they have done to milk.
Andy's Car Gets The Runaround \| 06/24/2007 Andy Rooney missed his old Lexus SUV after selling it to a used car dealership. So he decided to trace its path to its new owner.
Type A, Type B Personalities \| 06/17/2007 Andy Rooney says each of us faces an important question every day of our lives. The answer we give puts us in one of two categories.
Andy Rooney Receives Presents \| 12/10/2006 Andy Rooney gets a lot of "interesting junk" from fans of his show.
Andy Rooney On Mike Wallace \| 06/03/2007 Andy Rooney says Mike Wallace is the best interviewer on television, and he especially appreciates having someone of his own generation as a colleague.
Andy On Old Books \| 05/20/2007 Andy thinks books are one of the greatest inventions of all time. He recently visited the New York Antiquarian Book Fair where he learned how much some of the old classics sell for.
Andy On Television Styles \| 05/13/2007 Andy talks about the difference of what he thinks he looks like and what he actually looks like on television. He says hair makes the biggest difference in what he looks like on screen.
Andy's Problem With Headlines \| 05/06/2007 Andy discusses newspaper headlines that he says don't make sense and goes on to give examples of a few that bother him. Despite the bad headlines though, Andy continues to read the paper.
Andy Responds To Fan Mail \| 04/29/2007 Andy says he gets a lot of good letters, and they make him feel bad because he never answers them. He says he wants to write nice letters back, but being nice just doesn't come naturally to him.
Books Or Video In The Future? \| 04/22/2007 As Andy Rooney approaches a major milestone at 60 Minutes, he wonders: will books or video be the preferred reference tool in the future?
Andy Rooney On Modern Cars \| 04/15/2007 Andy visited The New York International Auto Show and reminisces about the days when one could tell the difference between car makes and models.
A Queen Of The USA? \| 04/08/2007 President Bush spends a considerable amount of time posing for pictures with various dignitaries and VIPs. Andy Rooney wonders if America should get a queen to take over the ceremonial duties.
Winter Isn't What It Use To Be \| 03/25/2007 Andy Rooney says on "60 Minutes" that winter should be about cold weather and real snow. But, New York City's past winter, he explains, is all wet.
Andy Rooney On Newspapers \| 03/18/2007 "60 Minutes" gets newspapers from around the country on a regular basis and Andy Rooney often reads parts of them. He takes a look at some headlines and critiques them.