Did you know that the mullet is the "hairstyle of the Gods?" It's true according to this handy-dandy book where you can learn all you ever wanted to know (and didn't want to know) about the hairstyle that says business in the front and party in the back.
The Zen of Farting
If a man breaks wind in the forest and no one is around to smell it, did it actually happen? You can learn enlightenment in the act of flatulence from this wind-breaking book.
Knitting With Dog Hair
If the book's title doesn't already give you a sense of what's inside, then the subtitle should: "Better A Sweater From A Dog You Know and Love Than From A Sheep You'll Never Meet."
Single and have some free time on your hands? Why not buy this book and start building coffins for pets and people.... and drive a nail through the coffin of your love life forever.
The Christian Conservative Coloring Book
It's never too young to start engaging children in politics. This coloring book delights in helping kids get to know America's most controversial Christian conservatives.
We don't know if Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house (she can't) but now the kids can help her learn geography one crayon at a time.
Caffeine Killed My Family: Best Free Cure since Jesus Christ Himself
The author of this book believes its about time you wore a caffeine monitoring device so that you don't get Huntington's disease or a whole list of other afflictions. And she must know what she's talking about since she got a bachelor's degree in chemical engineering and is very good at ping pong. Also, she can sing.
How to Pee Standing Up : Tips for Hip Chicks
Do you know the latest trend for hip chicks? Neither do we, but according to this book, it's peeing standing up! Also, it's illustrated.
How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
So apparently the author of this book is joking, but his recipe for noisy teenager tiramisu was quite delicious.
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Improving Your IQ
If you don't get the joke now. Follow this book's advice and maybe you will.