"Zen of Farting" and 8 more totally ridiculous Amazon books

"The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods"
"The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods"
Bloomsbury US/Amazon

(CBS) - Plan on building your own coffin or making a sweater out of your dog's hair? Didn't think so.

But for some reason this collection of book authors thought you just might. Unfortunately for them, we have compiled their exemplary titles into one preposterous slide show.

Did the author of "Zen of Farting" have you in mind? Find out.


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