(CBS News) Talk about waste not want not. This guy is ridiculous (in a hilariously-funny, painfully-stupid, we-love-him kind of way of course). Unless your idea of drinking a good bottle of wine is to not have one single sip of it, then this video dubbed the "Most Dangerous Ways to Open a Bottle of Wine," should be renamed "Most Wasteful and Ineffectual Ways to Open a Bottle of Wine." (For actually useful ways, XtremeWineProduction that is sure to keep you sober enough to drive to your local wine store.And while I like a nice bottle or three of Pinot to get me through the post- ) But, hey, we give this guy an "A" for effort, and I'm sure you will too, just check out this "instructional" video posted by Feed evenings, I am not sure I would drink any of the wine that came from Mr. Epic Win (a.k.a. wine patriot, Owen B.), unless you like a side of gas or glass with your Cab. So, while I wouldn't take this video as an instruction manual on how to creatively open your next bottle of vino at a party, I would take it as a nice way to entertain yourself while sipping on a glass of wine that you boringly poured from a bottle of wine opened with an even duller old-fashioned corkscrew -- or maybe a nice Rabbit ear if you're feeling feisty.