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Next Year In The Donald

By Brian Montopoli

December 21, 2006 / 11:57 AM EST / CBS News

(AP)

It's Dec. 21, there's nothing much going on, and that means that our old friend Donald Trump is back in the news, this time for feuding with "View" host Rosie O'Donnell. This latest flurry of publicity for The Donald comes, you'll remember, on the heels of his skillfully manufactured media moment with the rehab-bound Miss USA. He also made news this month when bones were found at the building site for his new hotel. This December TrumpFest has us wondering: What will Donald do to get in the news in 2007? Below, a few possibilities, which we assure the litigious Mr. Trump are purely satirical. Just for fun, we'll put them in New York Post headline style:

YOU'RE HIRED: OBAMA ANNOUNCES TRUMP AS RUNNING MATE

BIG TRUMPLE IN LITTLE CHINA: TRUMP TO COMPETE IN BEIJING OLYMPICS

DONALD, DUCK! VEEP SHOOTS TRUMP IN FACE

TRUMP TO FIGHT IN IRAQ, PROMISES 'LITTLE PATIENCE' WITH INSURGENCY

DAKOTA GOES SOUTH: TRUMP AND ACTRESS FANNING QUARREL OUTSIDE LOS ANGELES NIGHTCLUB

'DONALD IS SURI'S DAD' SEZ ACTRESS HOLMES. INFANT TO BUILD 'MOST LUXURIOUS' HOTEL-CASINO IN WORLD

TRUMP BACKS FOLEY SENATE BID: 'I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A BELIEVER IN SECOND CHANCES'