Comments on: Clinton To Join Obama As He Woos Women

Washington Post: Illinois Senator Reaching Out To Voters Who Formed Backbone Of Clinton's Support

[txgrouch2004]

Any cigar you get from Bill Clinton, make sure you put a rubber on it. There''s no telling where it''s been...

[txgrouch2004]

mr2258 wrote
txgrough2004...it''''s ok if you bend over.
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Oh, you''re having THAT fantasy again...

[bdrlnt4rl]

I am sure obama will get plenty from his close relationships with the cuba. I am sure his cigars are well cured and personally marinated.

[mr2258]

txgrough2004...it''s ok if you bend over.

[mr2258]

I think Bill Clinton may have a cigar.Don''t bend over.

[bdrlnt4rl]

cigar anyone??????????????

[txgrouch2004]

When McCain was a little boy, his favorite toy was a real, life Army surplus Jeep that his Dad gave him for getting an A on his report card in English, his toughest subject, when he was in third grade. He learned to drive in that Jeep.

Obama''s favorite toy was his baseball bat and glove.

Hillary''s favorite toy was her collection of Barbie dolls. She loved to pull their hair out and eat it. When she tells people about it, she assures them that she had completely outgrown this "phase" by the time she was 14 years old.

NOW who would you vote for?

[txgrouch2004]

McCain blows his nose in a cotton handkerchief.

Obama blows his nose in a polyester handkerchief, because he feels more in touch with the common man that way.

Hillary blows her nose in her hand in the ladies'' room, then she washes it off in the sink. She doesn''t use soap. She make sure nobody is looking first.

NOW who would you vote for?

[txgrouch2004]

Hillary takes Tylenol. She receives regular donations from Johnson&Johnson for taking it. She was a key member of the task force to restore public confidence in Tylenol after the big scare of ''82.

Obama takes a store brand equvalent of Advil.

McCain takes good old-fashioned aspirin. He feels like a man should be tough enough to take the occasional upset stomach.

NOW who would you vote for?

[mr2258]

txgrough2004...You need to go take your medicine.

[txgrouch2004]

If Hillary could drive any car she wanted to, she''d drive a Jaguar.

McCain would drive a Cadillac.

Obama would drive a Dodge.

NOW who would you vote for?

[txgrouch2004]

When Hillary Clinton was in college, she liked Fleetwood Mac. Or so she says.

McCain liked Bill Haley and Buddy Holly.

Obama STILL likes the Doors and Led Zepplin.

NOW who would you vote for?

[txgrouch2004]

Obama has a mole on the back of his left shoulder.

McCain has a mole on the back of his right shoulder.

Hillary has had every mole surgically removed. She can''t recall where they were located.

NOW who would you vote for?

[txgrouch2004]

Hillary gargles with Listerine every morning.

Obama gargles with Scope.

McCain gargles with Wild Turkey, then he chews a breath mint.

NOW who would you vote for?

[mr2258]

Presidential office requires a natural-born citizen if the child was not born to two U.S. citizen parents,which of course is what exempts John McCain though he was born in the Panama Canal.

[txgrouch2004]

RowdyWicca suggested
Reckon you can get him to do the Islamic call to prayer at his inauguration?
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Gee, that might not set well with some.

Why not compromise and let YOU do the swearing-in with a Wiccan chant or something?

[pepperp1]

The presumed nominee lavishes praise on both Clintons and says he expects to work closely with both of them.
Tells CNN that Hillary Clinton is %u201Clarger than life%u201D and her campaign %u201Conly enhanced her stature.%u201D Predicts she will be %u201Cone of my key partners%u201D if he wins the White House.
Of Bill Clinton, says %u201Che is one of the most intelligent, charismatic political leaders that we have seen in a generation and he has got a lot of wisdom to impart.%u201D Permalink




Oh really so the raicst lying btch and her evil wicked unaccomplished two term husbands a what............................


a who had the make over the wife or the O...


McCain 08

[txgrouch2004]

zoe2006 wrote
And McBush was born in the Phillipines.
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Why not have a President who wasn''t born here?

Most jobs are going to workers who weren''t born here. Why not have a President to match?

[mr2258]

Obama is also not qualifed for the job.

[rowdywicca]

This is going to be too funny....old twithead Obama...having to stand back and let Hillary try to pull in a few votes for him!

Hahahahahahahahahahha!