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by credibility2 August 26, 2008 3:30 PM EDT
The phone will ring at 3:00am and Barack will answer it. Frightened and confused, he speed dials Biden and then conferences in Hillary blubbering and begging for guidance and direction.
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by pollroller1 August 26, 2008 3:30 PM EDT
Hello, Who??
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by jenny1233-2009 August 26, 2008 3:30 PM EDT


Do Old men really wake up alert?
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by rplat August 26, 2008 3:30 PM EDT


For jenney 1233 - -"How does it feel to side with red-neck mentality ?

How does it feel to be on the side of anti-abortion and know that your Republican president had the chance to change the laws in the first four years of his administration, before the Democrats took over
Congress and the Senate ?

How does it feel to pay for four dollar gas ?

How does it feel to support a war with the lives of our young men that did not need to be fought ?

How does it feel to now vote For John Mc Cain when we have it from his own lips that he voted 90% of the time with George Bush ? I assume he was voting with his heart and best judgment.





Posted by jenny1233 at 12:23 PM : Aug 26, 2008"
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How does it feel to be a misinformed, ignorant dolt?
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by sly_64 August 26, 2008 3:29 PM EDT
Obama will answer the phone quickly, since he''ll be up partying. Ha Ha.
He''s still better than McCain or Clinton.
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by jenny1233-2009 August 26, 2008 3:23 PM EDT





How does it feel to side with red-neck mentality ?

How does it feel to be on the side of anti-abortion and know that your Republican president had the chance to change the laws in the first four years of his administration, before the Democrats took over
Congress and the Senate ?

How does it feel to pay for four dollar gas ?

How does it feel to support a war with the lives of our young men that did not need to be fought ?

How does it feel to now vote For John Mc Cain when we have it from his own lips that he voted 90% of the time with George Bush ? I assume he was voting with his heart and best judgment.




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by moneymcbush August 26, 2008 3:23 PM EDT
Its 3AM and John McCain is getting up to go to the bathroom for the fifth time in 4 hours due to an enlarged prostate.

But he needs help in the bathroom because hes filled his Depends diaper.

Who does he call: His bath room buddy Larry "Toe Tapper" Craig.

Its 3AM and John "Greedy Boy" McCain is taking a wide stance and dumping on the American Dream.
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by alien_view August 26, 2008 3:21 PM EDT
If the 3:00 call comes into the Obama White house, it will just keep ringing either due to lack of interest or inexperience in answering phones.
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by tlabonte68 August 26, 2008 3:20 PM EDT
Can you say desperate?
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by hhroams August 26, 2008 2:48 PM EDT
Do you know what happens now on a 3:00 am call to the white house?
The person calling is put on hold, a conference call is put together were Dubya talks to Karl, Darth, Daddy Bush, Condy, Rummy, Feith etc, by the time this is over Georgia was invaded, conquered and occupied and Atlanta was declared the new country''s capital(Dubya thought it was some place in eastern Europe)!!
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by hhroams August 26, 2008 2:42 PM EDT
If McCain is in the white house after 1/20/09 and the phone rings at 3:00 AM it will be answered "This is Barbie doll, no I mean Cindy doll!"
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by hhroams August 26, 2008 2:40 PM EDT
If Hillary was woke up at 3:00 AM in the White House, her first words would be "Where''s Bill?"
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by divitius August 26, 2008 2:38 PM EDT
But how will they know which one of his seven or eight phone numbers to call???
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by hhroams August 26, 2008 2:35 PM EDT
If McSame is in the White HOuse and the phone rings at 3:00 I can just hear the secret service " He''s still high on pain medication", and party girl Cindy says "I just got to sleep and I''ll bet Paris doesn''t get phone calls like this"
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by jmurrieta1 August 26, 2008 2:18 PM EDT
"Cindy will be getting back to you on that, my Depends need changing!"--John McCain at 3 AM.
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by August 26, 2008 2:15 PM EDT
The only reason John will be available at 3 am is because he''ll be making his usual nocturnal visits to the bathroom and looking for the tylen......why did I come in here?
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by mattcat25 August 26, 2008 1:49 PM EDT
%u201Che-hello? This is John, I mean President McCain%u2026%u201D

Mister President the Russians are retaliating against your attack on Iran.

%u201CI%u2019ll have to have my staff get back to you on that%u2026my friendz%u201D

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