Comments on: Huckabee: I'm Not Leaving The Race

Says He Is Refusing Calls To Quit And Allow GOP Front-Runner McCain To Sail To Nomination Unopposed

[downtowner97]

More great religious jokes by Emo Philips:

When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised, the Lord doesn''t work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me ... and I got it!

7 So I''m at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon."

7 A Mormon told me that they don''t drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon ..."

7 I''m not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.

7 When I was a kid my dad would say, "Emo, do you believe in the Lord?" I''d say, "Yes!" He''d say, "Then stand up and shout Hallelujah!" So I would ... and I''d fall out of the roller coaster

[randynason]

Muckabee is an lame excuse for a political figure. I guess he never heard of "separation of church and state." As far as I''m concerned, organized religion, evangelism and fundamentalisn notwithstanding, are what is wrong with this world today. More harm has been done in the name of "religion" than any other single cause and this "messenger of God" is no exception.

[downtowner97]

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don''t do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative%u2020Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

Emo Philips

[bdrlnt4rl]

has anyone ever notice that the christians believe what the bible says, but yet they do not love one another as jesus does. hucky has already proved this in his religious intolerance. do we really want this quality in a pres????

has anyone ever noticed that christians say ''''''''do what jesus would do'''''''' but yet they do not, except on sunday. oh wait, they all go out to eat after church, they do not even keep the sabbath holy!

[downtowner97]

There are 4 true or false questions that evangelists have trouble with that keeps me from wanting to vote for them:

1 True or false: All terrorist acts in the US have been conducted by Muslims.

2 True or false: We were attacked by Iraq on 9/11.

3 True or false: Christianity is the #1 religion on the planet and the only one in America.

4 True or false: Science is more important to the prosperity of the country than Religion.

[pareidolia-2009]

He didn"t major in mathematics. He majored in miracles.

Posted by Iceman_1960

Good one.

[iceman_1960]

"Rove, a Fox News analyst, admitted having donated to the McCain campaign..."

Does Karl Rove enjoy Secret Service protection ?

He"s rich enough to afford his own bodyguards without sticking the taxpayers with that bill.

[iceman_1960]

Too bad he won"t be our president.

Huckabee was going to reduce the rising inflation in grocery purchases by feeding the multitude with a few loaves and fishes.

He didn"t major in mathematics. He majored in miracles.

[iceman_1960]

"Huckabee: I"m Not Leaving The Race"

The race left you a while ago, Reverend.

[bobacorn]

I assume that Gomer Hucklberry is talking about the "human race" since he has never really been in the Presidential Race.
Posted by exCoachKen

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LOL !