Comments on: Bush's GOP War Support Fading?

House Minority Leader Says Policy Should Show Improvement By Fall, Or Else

[infidel_us]

Just withdraw to the borders, let them annialate each other, then go in and clean up. These savages don't deserve democratic freedom, and they certainly don't deserve not a single more American life.

The only two good things to EVER come out of the middle east are Jesus and oil....the rest can go the way of the T-Rex.

[frankly6]

New Element

The densest element yet known to science has been discovered. The new element has been named "Bushcronium."

Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 911.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol for Bushcronium is "W."

Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as these morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming a large cluster of idiotopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a critical mass also known as "Critical Morass."

When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element radiating several orders of magnitude more energy, mostly as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

[frankly6]

Bush Monument

I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of George W. Bush.

We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington, D.C. Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside *** Cheney, who never told the truth, since George could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Republican of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.

Thank you,
George W. Bush Monument Committee

P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.

[rsoxfan1123]

Rafterman1-bravo. well said.

[rafterman1]

===And I suppose you can lecture me from behind yours.===

Yes I can lecture because I'm not the one advocating for a lost war, you are. Even though I am safe in America, I still want to bring the troops home (even though the threat to me does not change whether they stay or leave) because they are in a bad tactical position and the overall strategic situation has deteriorated to the point where it is pointless for us to remain. I base my decision on critical thinking and history, not some misplaced sense of bravery by advocating for a bad war.

Bravery and cowardice is immaterial when discussing the Iraq war in this country. You see, the only place where bravery counts is in Iraq and Afghanistan, where the troops are doing the acutal fighting. Here in America, it doesn't take a brave man to support the war or a coward to be against it. Those of us out of harm's way don't need to worry about bravery and cowardice. We only need to worry about intelligence. Does the war make sense and what are we getting out of it? We in America have the luxury of intelligent discussion and not have to worry about bullets flying over our heads.

But anyone who brings up bravery and cowardice in discussing the Iraq war, and isn't wearing a uniform, really has no clue of reality. The actual fighting of the war needs bravery, but the discussion of it, and the implimentations of policy governing the war, need to be based solely on critical thinking, not gung-ho slogans.

[frankly6]

Puzzled President

Cheney gets a call from his "boss", W.

"I've got a problem," says W.

"What's the matter?" asks Cheney.

"Well, you told me to keep busy in the Oval Office, so, I got a jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."

"What's it a picture of?" asks Cheney.

"A big rooster," replies W.

"All right," sighs Cheney, "I'll come over and have a look."

So he leaves his office and heads over to the Oval Office. W points at the jigsaw on his desk.

Cheney looks at the desk and then turns to W and says, "For crying out loud, Georgie - put the corn flakes back in the box."

[frankly6]

Taking Up a Collection for the President

A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse than usual."

He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?"

The officer replied, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in Iraq, or the connection between Saddam and al-Qaeda, or that his tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy friends; the press called him on the lie about Iraq trying to buy uranium from Niger, and now Campbell Brown is threatening to sue him for a sexual innuendo he made at a recent press conference. So we're taking up a collection for him."

The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far?"

The officer replies, "About 14 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."

[j-whitman]

mudrose,,, Name calling in the spirit of bi-partisanship ---
-- You call us terrorists, un-American & un-patriotic ----- We call you ignorant, stupid, easily missled, corrupt, & dishonorable.

[rsoxfan1123]

That's what I am talking about. You just typed two paragraphs of nothing and completely ignored an attempt at intelligent conversation. I have to give you credit, though, at least you're not making up lies about the Bush admnistration today, but this new "constant insults and no discussion" mudrose is almost worse.

[frankly6]

Show and Tell

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so he teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

[mudrose-2009]

-try responding without insults. You know, in the form of intelligent discussion? It's hard to respect someone when their constant responses are derogatory remarks about the posters. You may think it looks clever, but it stereotypes your whole party and makes you look stupid.
For instance, just for the sake of argument, what if I am right about the trap we have fallen into? What then? We just keep increasing our ground forces and spending money?
Posted by rsoxfan1123

If you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen, frying pan, oven, gas furnace, Iraq.

[frankly6]

Bush's Propaganda Tour

During a propaganda tour, President Bush visits a school to explain his politics to kids. He invites the kids to ask him questions. Bobby stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 3 questions":

1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist attack of all times?

Before the president can answer, the recess bell rings, and the kids leave the room. After they came back, Bush invited them again to ask questions. Joey stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 5 questions":

1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist
attack of all times?
4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?
5. Where's Bobby?

[mudrose-2009]

Wow, such bravery coming from behind your keyboard. You support the war. Oh boy. I'll bet you inspire all those real soldiers fighting in Iraq with your stunning bravery by supporting a war that is going south and that which you don't have to fight in yuorself. What a f*cking hero you are.

And I suppose you can lecture me from behind yours. Seems to me it's the same ole same ole -when you are cornored, you resort to name-calling and stupid commentary - oh heck Dumnos party of defeat always denigrating our institutions.

[frankly6]

Bush and Powell Plan World War III
Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"

The barman said, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"

Bush said, "We're planning World War III."

The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Iraqis and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"

Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Iraqis!"

[rsoxfan1123]

mudrose-try responding without insults. You know, in the form of intelligent discussion? It's hard to respect someone when their constant responses are derogatory remarks about the posters. You may think it looks clever, but it stereotypes your whole party and makes you look stupid.
For instance, just for the sake of argument, what if I am right about the trap we have fallen into? What then? We just keep increasing our ground forces and spending money?

[mudrose-2009]

Iraq vs. Vietnam
Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?

Posted by frankly6

Dumnos where the majority party. Dumnos party of defeat always denigrating our institutions.

[frankly6]

Iraq vs. Vietnam
Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?

A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.

[mudrose-2009]

Many of those 100000 jobs that the republicans created are in India, Mexico, Pakastan, and many other 3rd world countries, most of the ones created here in the greatest country in the world come with uniforms and a very familiar saying which I am sure your familiar with, it goes like this..."Would you like Fries with that?"

Posted by resqdiver4

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[frankly6]

The Coded Message

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George W. Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let the President know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to Karl Rove.

Rove couldn't figure it out so he sent it to Rumsfield and the Office of Special Plans, then to the NSA.

With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

[rharrin1]

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"


Posted by micma at 01:00 PM : May 07, 2007

Good one