Comments on: Judge Says No Bail For O.J. Simpson

After Arrest In Vegas Sunday For Alleged Armed Robbery Of Sports Memorabilia

[rafterman1]

===He should have offed himself in the back of that Bronco years ago.===

OJ never intended to off himself. Like everything else in his life, it was for "show". I can guarantee you, he''d like nothing more than another big trial with him as the center of attention.

[lars008-2009]

if it is oj''s s.h.i.t. you must acquit...

[lars008-2009]

the juice is in the can...

[ez-one]

Only in America can you go free for killing two people becasue you have money only to go to jail for stealing. Before you can take property from someone you have to prove its yours. I hope that karma finally catches up with the scumbag and he gets 50 or 60 years. Maybe he doesn''t have another 5 mil to buy his way out of this one

[iceman_1960]

"What''''s a "gross misdemeanor" ?"
- Posted by Iceman_1960 at 12:30 AM : Sep 17, 2007

"Farting in public."
- Posted by socrates392 at 01:48 AM : Sep 17, 2007
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That''s only a misdemeanor ?

It should be a felony.

[socrates392]

"The district attorney, meanwhile, said he expects Simpson to ultimately be charged with seven felonies and one gross misdemeanor."

What''''s a "gross misdemeanor" ?
Posted by Iceman_1960 at 12:30 AM : Sep 17, 2007

Farting in public.

[oj_simpson6]

Just in from my snitch Scotty:

It has been reported that the Millionaire Dog once owned by Leona Hemsley has agreed to fund the OJ Simpson defense team. Seeing that Hemsly was convicted and got 18 years ( Serving only 16 months ) has allegedly revived OJ''s hopes for acquittal. Siting the reasons for providing the funding. The mega rich pooch was quoted as saying, "Bow wow, Ruff,Ruff,Ruff." The preceding statement. Read just under one hour ago. Bought tears to this reporters eyes.

[oj_simpson6]

Just in from my snitch Scotty:

It is alleged that the white Ford Broncos used in the OJ Simpson jail escape were possibly rented from Avis. Who would have thought?

[oj_simpson6]

Just in from my snitch Scotty:

Every attorney in America has refused to defend OJ. It has been reported that Marcia Clark will be going undercover as a Defense Attorney to defend OJ and insure his conviction. However, given her track record. She''ll probably screw it up and get him an acquittal.

[oj_simpson6]

Just in from my snitch Scotty:

Cato Caelin, looking quite Buffed is alleged to be the accomplice who is cooperating ( AKA Snitching ) with authorities. It is speculated that Cato says to watch out for his new fitness dvd. Meanwhile it has been speculated that Marcia Clark blames Chris Darden for the infamous" Glove" Fiasco. In other events. According to unconfirmed sources. Mark Furman was seen dropping leather gloves all over the state of nevada. According to my snitch Scotty. Mark was overheard saying that this time OJ is going down and he has planted the evidence to make it happen.

[iceman_1960]

Here''s some interesting trivia:

"OJ Simpson was considered for the lead role in the 1984 film "The Terminator," before it was decided audiences might not accept him as a relentless villain, due to his "nice guy" image." (*)

If they had just waited a few years...

(*) Source:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oj_simpson

[iceman_1960]

RE: Post by OJ_Simpson6 at 12:29 AM : Sep 17, 2007

Things will improve for OJ when his pal Cato Caelin shows up.

[iceman_1960]

"The district attorney, meanwhile, said he expects Simpson to ultimately be charged with seven felonies and one gross misdemeanor."

What''s a "gross misdemeanor" ?

[oj_simpson6]

Just in from my snitch Scotty:

OJ Simpson reminicient of the Shoot-Out Scene in the Movie "Heat" has just Busted out of Jail. It is alleged that numerous White Ford Bronco''s. Converged on the jail like an Iraqi raid and extracted OJ Simpson. Running towards his escape vehicle with his middle finger High up in the air. The Robbery suspect escaped. Without a trace. However, hours later. Mark Furman located a Greasy glove. DNA test have confirmed a match with OJ and "jeff92706." One law enforcement agent said " I don''t know how Mark found that glove in that spot. I had been standing there for hours and didn''t see anything.

[samthetvcat]

Geraldo was reporting that one of OJ''s ''posse'' just turned on him and is singing like a canary, so I think ''The Juice'' is going down.

Good for Ron Goldman''s dad for pushing for the book to get published . . . he kept saying it wasn''t about the money and that he just wanted to stick it to OJ, but how many of us really believed him? I guess when a guy murders your son you can''t help but analyze what makes him tick - the poor dad, having to publish his son''s murderer''s memoir just to get justice . . .

[tbweb]

Beretta killed his wife and disappeared like O.J. should have. Maybe O.J. should have hung out with Beretta, where is Beretta by the way? See? Good for Beretta, we don''t know where he is! Some people are just gluttons for punishment. O.J. also appears to be one of those people who loves attention, any kind of attention, good or bad, it doesn''t matter, now O.J. has his wish!

[oj_simpson6]

Just in from my snitch Scotty:
He says he remembers greasing "jeff92706" in prison a couple of years ago. He said "jeff92706" has been passed around the tiers like a wet mop.

"jeff92706" was written on the wall of OJ''s cell. It is suspected that OJ is desperately searching the Jail for a piece of "jeff92706."

My snitch also allegedly observed a jar of Vassaline being passed out of the white Ford Bronco. Along with a picture of "jeff92706." We will update you on this development as soon as possible.

[bdrlnt4rl]

OJ_Simpson6

dont bother. he is the laughing stock of America. everyone wants to see him fry.

[oj_simpson6]

Just in from my snitch Scotty:

We are starting to receive information from several sources about this case. It is alleged that the Judge who Denied bail to OJ is distantly related to Judge Ito. We understand that OJ will appeal the no bail ruling. It is widely expected that OJ will win the appeal. This is all speculation at this point says my "snitch." We''ll keep you posted.

[bdrlnt4rl]

OJ is a lying sack of shi+ NI@@ER.
I hope he gets greased in prison.

Posted by jeff92706

shame shame shame for telling the truth.