Comments on: CIA Reveals Scandalous "Family Jewels"

Internal Misconduct Reports From 1970's Detail Assassination Plots, Domestic Spying, Wiretapping

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by donnie900 June 27, 2007 12:00 AM EDT
You can't.. YOU CAN'T! Train.. fer anything! Be it a school teacher, basket weaver, or god damned CIA agent.. AND NOT! Be professional. NOT! Be concerned about what you do in your career. It is humanly impossible.. to train for years and years.. and be.. what these stupid ******* hollywood mogles wants us to believe. IMPOSSIBLE!

You go to a ******* tech school. Fer plumbing! And you come outta there proud.. destinguished.. determined.. to do a good job. And it don't matter if its a ******* diploma, or a PHD.. They're all the same.

They don't do those things. They don't.. "make people disappear".. Ya stupid ******* god damned paranoid son of a byyytch. They work for you!

THEY WORK FOR THE US GOVERNMENT!
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by donnie900 June 26, 2007 11:56 PM EDT
Oh man. Quit wit yer ******* movie show. Do you like fear? Is that it? Huh? You like it! Doncha.. You like being afraid. Of everything. Its unbelievable, how the average american is afraid of his own god damned government. Absolutely unbelievable..

Don't think it CIA, chum. That yer afraid.. Think it some.. god damned loud mouthed hippy. Who got arrested fer drunk driving.. and now he's taking out his revenge.
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by donnie900 June 26, 2007 9:57 PM EDT
Mystical..
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by gkc99 June 26, 2007 9:49 PM EDT
So what? This is old news about the CIA. The question is, what have they been up to since 1975? Worse, one suspects.
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by donnie900 June 26, 2007 9:46 PM EDT
But at the same time, there's this.. imaginary chick out there with a gelatenous peckkker.

See, its kinda strange.. de dynamic.
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by donnie900 June 26, 2007 9:41 PM EDT
I'm de hitzak pro rebiderak. I watch.. and pee my pants.

Security is a participator.. a player.. an active variant. Me? I'm a watcher.. a voyeur.. a gawker.. a salivator. And when I git my motor runn'n? OOooo nelly... there's ****** in dem der hills.
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by donnie900 June 26, 2007 9:38 PM EDT
Security is a word owned by different people than we are.. Me? I'm a masterbbbbater. Those chicks on the internets? Man.. ain't no lady I could ever meet that could ever satisfy my peckkkker like they can. I'm safe. Not secure. Security is fer the big boys..
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by donnie900 June 26, 2007 9:35 PM EDT
Ya see, the FAA wasn't safe when they allowed those two planes to be hijacked. The FAA was a big "secure" organization. Too big to handle.. All anybody had to do was pick up a telephone and say: "Hey. Mohammad Atta is on your plane." Or one of the passengers saying: "Hey! Thats a place just fer pilots, and not passengers."
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by donnie900 June 26, 2007 9:32 PM EDT
I think anyway.. I could be wrong.

Safety is masterbbbating. So that you don't have to worry about a woman two-timing ya. And using porn on the internets instead. Security is getting married and raising a family and doing everything right, bored to snot.
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by donnie900 June 26, 2007 9:28 PM EDT
Well, its not safety. Thats the whole thing. There's a difference between being safe, and being secure.

Safety is unplugging your porch teevee set when it rains because your porch has a leak in the roof, and if water gets on your teevee set, it'll explode. And burn your house down. Security is putting a new, water tight roof on your porch ceiling.

Safety is a seatbelt in an automobile, because no matter how high performance your car is, you'll never be able to avoid all accidents. And one day you're going to get hit. And that seatbelt is going to save your life. Security is an airbag that, whenever anything hits your car it explodes, and you can't drive your car again until you get a new airbag.

Safety is being nice to people, even when you know they're bad people. Security is kicking everybody's azzzz to show that you're the baddest guy in town. So that nobody will mess with you anymore.
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by aaabee-2009 June 26, 2007 9:21 PM EDT
When you are willing to sell your freedom for your safety the Terrorist has already won.

yesterday, getting some money orders to pay bills with, I was asked to provide ID for a cash transaction. By a supermarket.

I got rather upset and asked why.

She said federal regulation after 9/11. If that wasn't bad enough, she said they had gotten audited LAST WEEK to see if they were complying. I felt very sick.

9/11 was how long ago now?

What kind of a person do you have to be to use 9/11 to do what Bush has done to this country?

The CIA is nothing compared to what we are, excuse me, aren't dealing with in WA right now.
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by j4401 June 26, 2007 8:50 PM EDT
I do not think "family jewels" is descriptive enough, who came up with that one?
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by June 26, 2007 8:50 PM EDT
tuckerndfw wrote:

"The CIA's primary mission is to support international corporations.

It's activities are motivated by protecting the rich and powerful.

The CIA is a subversive organization. Always has been, always will be.

The CIA should be eliminated. It provides no useful purpose for US taxpayers."

You've hit the nail right on the head.

People only need to look back at the damage and destruction that the CIA has caused in countries such as Iran (when it *was* a democracy with a democratic leader) and in numerous South American and African countries.

Someone once said that our terrorists are another mans freedom fighters - and there are many countries out there that believe - and rightly so - that the CIA are nothing more than state sponsored terrorists.

And I agree with them.
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by donnie900 June 26, 2007 8:47 PM EDT
Oh, and there's no dart or anything.. Its actually quite spooky. It can inject anything into anybody, and leave no evidence behind. Nothing.. Except almost like a mosquito bite.

They hang out at golf courses.
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by donnie900 June 26, 2007 8:44 PM EDT
Have you guys heard about the gun? I'll have to skim the report but, there's a gun they have. About the size of a rifle. And it works off the same principles that that gun does that gives military folks their vaccinations. Only this thing can shoot a good 50 feet. And you'll feel like a bug bite..
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by donnie900 June 26, 2007 8:06 PM EDT
It isn't the same thing at all today though. Today we got these subs? Man.. big as football field. That lay nukes off the coast of iceland, if they wanted to.. without so much as a hint for anybody.

Yup.. the dynamics have changed. And not its "The Patriot Years". As in Patriot missile systems.. Because most of these third world nukes are as dumb as scuds.. and we can shoot'em down. Most of'em.. The big powers in the world aren't really worried about each other anymore. They just want their flows of moneys.
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by donnie900 June 26, 2007 8:03 PM EDT
You try being on meds and having to deal with something on the scale of the Cuban Missile Crisis, and see how fast yer morality flies out de window..

Heck, I could have harem, and still freak out.
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by donnie900 June 26, 2007 8:00 PM EDT
Dude, it was JFK that tried to assassinate Castro. Castro was just doing what he did.
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by donnie900 June 26, 2007 7:35 PM EDT
Blue bald people.. And their appendix does something.
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by mcvet June 26, 2007 7:25 PM EDT
The idea that the answer to recent intelligence failures is to eliminate our intelligence agency is like correcting your vision by cutting our your eyes rather than getting glasses or contacts...pure idiocy.
Posted by fredgrad2000 at 02:59 PM : Jun 26, 2007

God how big a coward are you anyway? We took ON the CIA, the government of Fascist States that would make HITLER Proud and didn't need the CIA! We distroyed a Terrorist Network WORSE than anything Bin Laden has and we didn't need to spy on our neighbors. When you are willing to sell your freedom for your safety the Terrorist has already won. I trust my Neighbor and my fellow citizens MUCH more than I trust the religious Fanitics in EITHER Country. I'm also TIRED of Losing and I think it's high time that you fascist stopped attacking everyone who doesn't agree with the Party. It's hard to imagine how they could do worse than you clowns have. Sieg Heil Bush!
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