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Ryan Corsaro /

CNET/ October 14, 2008, 11:06 AM

Sen. Sherrod Brown Imagines Fox News' Election Night Commentary

(CBS)
From CBS News' Ryan Corsaro:

(WARREN, OHIO) - Sen. Sherrod Brown, D-Ohio, stood before a crowd in Warren at a Joe Biden rally this morning and made a prediction on what the back-and-forth conversation between Fox News commentators will be on election night.

"About 11:45, you flip the channel to Fox," said Brown to booing from the crowd. "Now I know you don't like Fox…switch to Fox around 11:45 and you've got Sean Hannity...this isn't so pleasant for them either."

"So you've got Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly, they look at each other, and you can see – you've got that big screen TV, O'Reilly, you can see, you can see that little tear coming out of O'Reilly's eye."

"If you closely, they'll show Hannity. Remember how, those of you who are my age, you will remember how Nixon used to sweat on his upper lip? Sean Hannity, sweat is dripping down his upper lip. 'Bout 11:45, Hannity looks at O'Reilly, you know, shakin' his head and O'Reilly says Hannity, says Sean, you got to announce, I'm not doing it."

"And O'Reilly finally says, looks at the camera about 11:52 pm on November 4th, he says 'Ladies and gentlemen, I have news for all of you, Barack Obama and Joe Biden have carried Ohio they're the next president of the United States. So plan on it."
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krescera says:
Brown''s Fox News fantasy is very much like the good old fantasies acoompanying vigorous self-abuse.
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jone775 says:
tj217: Amen to your comment!
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shingles1 says:
Fox is my favorite comedy channel.
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blindhowlin says:
I love the smell of conservative fear in the morning, it smells like... victory.

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ron12506 says:
The deciding factor for undecideds not pulling the lever for McCain/Palin will be Palin.
Look at the bright side, we''ll all be able to go to bed early for a change on election night.
Well maybe not us Obama/Biden supporters. We''ll be staying up late celebrating, popping the corks on champagne bottles!
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usclimey says:
Posted by OneAmerican7

Interesting, CBS just dumped OneAmerican''s post. Can''t say I saw anything more offensive than the usual GOPig lies - wonder what happened.
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usclimey says:
Posted by OneAmerican7

No, it''s because @$$holes like you still can''t come up with anything more than the same old TRASH.
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blforo08 says:
They can be tearing up because of their sadness. I will be crying tears of joy!

Obama/Biden 08!
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emelder says:
Rachel rocks! Is there any chance that Sarah Palin will go on her show! Now that would be fun!!!!
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rebelrepubli says:
Prior to about 2 months ago I NEVER watched FOX or MSNBC. I now love to watch Rachel and Keith each weeknight. I will admit, I also watch FOX to see just how "fair and balanced" they really are. NOT! If you catch them just right, you can flip between commercial breaks. That''s another interesting point... notice who the sponsors are for each network and program. VEEEERY INTERESTING!
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