Desperate for a Paris Hilton fix? Here.

By: Greg Kandra
Topics: Culture Watch

"The G8 have been meeting in Germany and the United States is throwing a monkey wrench in the efforts to get a consensus. The planet is in distress and all of the attention is on Paris Hilton. We have to ask ourselves what is going on here?"

-- Global warming guru, and one-time Vice President, Al Gore, bemoaning the inconvenient truth that Paris Hilton is getting more attention than he is.

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by tnt1954 June 19, 2007 2:11 PM EDT: it is my humble opinion that paris hilton
is a test case of nobility and peasants
who have 'partying disorder'. now recognized
by alcohol and drug counselors everywhere, they
attempt to get those who have this disorder
to party in more socially acceptable ways.
like play monopoly, play pin the tail on
the donkey, play ring toss, charades, and
skip the boozing, doping, wild *** parties
as archaic and rather barbaric. partying sober
is more fun. this is one of the more difficult
parts of alcohol and dope rehab. 'partying
disorder' is rather a difficult disorder
to treat. ventilator turbine electic cars,
perpetual motion would throw the economy
into a radical downturn, throw zillions out
of work. we're stuck with oil. and unctuous
speech.; Reply to this comment


by Grandmum1 June 18, 2007 10:58 PM EDT: I have not watch CBS evening news for the first time in 50 years. Why don't you get rid of Couric and get some one who has been in the reality field of real life and who can deliver.; Reply to this comment