Charlie Sheen pokes fun with first Tweet

Actor Charlie Sheen is seen in a picture posted to his Twitter account March 1, 2011, after he signed up for the microblogging service.

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Even rock stars from Mars with tiger blood and Adonis DNA can't resist chocolate milk.

Charlie Sheen's tens of thousands of Twitter followers didn't have to wait long Tuesday to read how the "Two and a Half Men" star would enter the world of microblogging.

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"Winning..! Choose your Vice...," the actor wrote Tuesday before linking out to a picture of him and a blond the New York Daily News identified as adult film actress Bree Olson.

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The two are holding bottles of chocolate milk and a fruit smoothie respectively, not exactly the kinds of vices recently associated with Sheen.

At least 136,000 users followed Sheen's account before he published his first 140-character-limited update. As of this writing, Sheen's Twitter audience increased to 226,000.

[EmilioE]

Here's a Team Sheen t-shirt that reveals the warlock secret of winning and proves Charlie has tigerblood in his veins. http://******/hKMvPl

[northpark2]

Holy Cripes! Some people need to relax. I take offense because I like to post comments too for some strange reason. I feel associated... I'm signing off..thanks for nothing you extremists.

[tsigili]

Life is NOT fun, Charlie. It is serious business, and until you have learned that lesson, you will self-destruct!

[northpark2]

Those are fantastic countertops. Good job Sheen. Platoon was a pretty great movie.

[jesushelovesyou]

Magot

This idiot has about 18 trillion diseases protracted from 30 years of prostitution. His brain has turned to **** from taking too many harmful illegal substances and making too many episodes of "Two and a half men".
And now he is trying to squirm and tweet his way into our children's lives for his own filthy purposes...

Enough I say!!!

[commenter777]

This tiger blooded martian headed bastud is a partyin genius man. Comes from years of vast, heavy, genius, major partying. He's truly a partying genius. Now all you kids out there just watch what booze and drugs does to this genius 45 yr old partying genius tiger blooded, 7 gram rock smokin cool bastud happens next. He's going to die for partying. He's a real partier, just let this be a lesson to you on how to be a truly Professional Partier. His children will have a head start, that's for sure. They've been taught by the best tiger blooded super partyman that ever lived. They should be real proud of him. Only thing is it seems that those 7 gram rocks have messed up his brain so much they'll have to take care of him if his doesn't die soon. After all he's already a 45 yrs old professional partier. Party on, it's is so cool man!!!

[cepe10-2009]

Commenter777 - he could be inbred half retarded hypocrite like you living a meaningless existence trying to be so smug and self righteous always do want the establishment wants. lol instead he has balls...

[waynenipper]

The guy's a nut bar ... supreme ...

[mytakeonthings]

Shame on you Charlie Sheen. You need a good butt whipping. Where are your dad and brothers? Time for an intervention. Even Rose would find you pathetic now.

[cepe10-2009]

mytakeonthings - are you a retarded inbred religious fascist? just wondering?

[knoesgaard]

You know what? I've watched it all, the spectacle the past 2 weeks or so, and I'm not even a fan of the show. The man lives an alternative lifestyle. It isn't mine, or any people I know. But that's the nature of the criticism against him: He's not like us. Yeah, he's a narcissist, too - but almost everyone in entertainment is. He's just being honest about it.And so what? He's happy. He makes entertainment people enjoy. It's not my place, or anyone else's, to determine whether he should live as he chooses, or not. It certainly isn't his employer's. They had a contract with him. I think he will win, if it goes to court. But they may be fools for letting it go that far - if they tape the rest of the season, it will be a hit. Just as much of a hit as this story is.

[effjay4]

Sorry folks, he is a genius. I love him! Flips the finger at the entire country of do-gooders and politicly correct losers. Ha! How does that feel?!!!