Charlie Sheen "Today Show" Interview: I've got Adonis DNA, Tiger Blood and CBS should be licking my feet

(CBS) - A couple of things we now all know about Charlie Sheen: he's got "tiger blood," "Adonis DNA" and wants more cold hard cash to keep working on "Two and a Half Men."

Those are just some of the gems that spewed from the 45-year-old in a bombastic interview with NBC's Today Show on Monday.

In a televised chat that covered his battle with addiction, his feelings about CBS, and his feud with "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorrie, Sheen repeated his claim that he is clean and sober and ready to work.

"I have no interest in cocaine," he told Jeff Rossen on Today. When Rossen asked if Sheen was clean, he answered, "Look at me. Duh."

Sheen claims he has cured himself of addiction. How? "I closed my eyes and made it so with the power of my mind."

Right.

As for CBS, Sheen says, "We're definitely at war." Why? "They're trying to destroy my family."

He's not worried though. As he told Rossen, "defeat is not an option. They picked a fight with a warlock."

When asked if he should apologize to CBS for his recent antics, Sheen replied, "No, they owe me an apology, a public one. They should be licking my feet."

He shared a similar sentiment for Warner Brothers, suggesting they should rename it "Charlie Brothers." Sheen also continued his recent boasts that he is unlike most people. His "tiger blood" and "Adonis DNA" are part of what make him "special" and above addiction.

When asked if he was an anti-semite, Sheen insisted, "I'm not that guy."

"Two and a Half Men" fans hoping for a positive resolution to the whole situation can take heart. Near the end of his interview, Sheen said, "I will finish the TV show. I'm a man of my word. I'll even do season ten."

That is, of course, if CBS and Warner Bros. raise his salary to $3 million per episode, which Sheen has been asking for to return to the show.

CBS Entertainment had not commented by press time. CBS Entertainment and CBS News are owned by the same parent company.

[miketjones]

I'm getting me some of this stuff, http://www.drinktigersblood.com

[Beavis-Rules]

And Men are NOT safe around you,if you get my drift. Heh,heh,heh.

[Beavis-Rules]

Heh,heh,heh....Obviously I am much more creative than you are when it comes
to writing;so if I WERE in day care what does that say about you Einswine !

[EinsteinZombie]

I'm psychic. It's way better than being creative.

[Beavis-Rules]

Heh,heh,heh.......I am addicted to your sl**ty sister...Heh,heh,heh-Beavis

[EinsteinZombie]

Yeah, riiight. Women are safe around you, if you get my drift. Heh,heh,heh

[Beavis-Rules]

Heh,heh,heh.......I am obviously much more creative than you are when it
comes to writing;so if I WERE in day care what does that say about you
Einswine........Heh,heh,heh-Beavis

[Beavis-Rules]

Heh,heh,heh......Hey Rob Zombie,I'm addicted to sex with your ****** sister
Heh,heh,heh-Beavis

[Beavis-Rules]

Charlie Sheen is most likely full of s**t however,it's not impossible for
someone to cure their own addictions. Our nervous system has it's very own opiate painkillers called Endorphins which are more powerful than Morphine !

Say Charlie Sheen is addicted to Alcohol,Cocaine or even Heroin ! You can
check this out for yourselves but I'm pretty certain that all these addictive substances cause the brain to release Endorphins !

For that matter,excessive exercise(the runner's high),gambling and sex....Heh,heh,heh....will produce an Endorphin release....Heh,heh,heh.

It's doubtful "normal" people can use their minds to release the Endorphins,but for someone "special" with "Adonis DNA" & "Tiger Blood" it
should be possible !

[EinsteinZombie]

Hmmm, sounds like little Beavis is trying to justify his own addictions. Don't worry, eventually you'll be able to go cold turkey, give up the bottle, and graduate to a sippy cup.

[malinda60]

This comment is for Charlie Sheen only! I am one of your biggest fans, I watch two and a half men everynight. I have viewed some of your video's on line. I was concerned when I recognized myself. Yes, I am Biopolar with Mania, I went thru Bizzare mood swings. I was diagnosed Feb 2004 I was in the Hospital for 2 weeks. This mental illiness is a Chemical Imbalance Nothing to be ashamed of I am not alone. I take Medication and live a productive life. Please consider ! Caring Friend and Fan Thank you!

[Beavis-Rules]

Heh,heh,heh......What a coincidence.....I have Adonis DNA too....Hey Charlie,is that Tiger-Woods-Blood......'cause you're both Bungholes......
Heh,heh-Beavis

[EinsteinZombie]

The only Bunghole here is YOU, Beavis-Rules. Get out of the 1990's. Grow up. Nobody cares about Beavis anymore you loser.

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