
Workers put the finishing touches to a yacht docked at the wharf of ship building company Royal De Vries in Aalsmeer, near Amsterdam, Netherlands, Tuesday Oct. 30, 2012. / AP Photo
THE HAGUE, Netherlands The sleek, white superyacht glistens under a gray autumnal sky, a posthumous testament to the design aesthetic of Steve Jobs.
Just over a year after the Apple founder died, the luxury motor yacht he commissioned and helped French product designer Philippe Starck make has finally slipped into an anonymous Dutch backwater.
Looking like a floating Apple store, it bears all the hallmarks of a new Jobs-inspired creation - crisp white lines, polished metal, glass. And secrecy.
Late Tuesday, shipbuilder Feadship announced it had launched the "78.2-meter (256-foot) all-aluminum, full custom motoryacht Venus" at its yard in Aalsmeer, just south of Amsterdam, two days earlier.
Starck said in a statement emailed to The Associated Press that he is "proud of Venus as he feels it reflects Steve Jobs expectation and vision."
The superyacht has a long white hull with a row of circular portholes just above the water line and two glass-walled cabins on the top deck, one on top of the other.
Starck said Jobs asked him to design a boat in 2007 and approved his design at only their second meeting to discuss the project.
"The project never changed during the process of five years dedicated to a rigorous work on details, driven by the famous eye and genius of Steve Jobs," the statement issued by Starck's design house said. "This work was directly done between Steve Jobs and Philippe Starck."
Walter Isaacson described plans and models of the yacht in his biography of Jobs, who died, aged 56, on Oct. 5 last year.
"As expected, the planned yacht was sleek and minimalist. The teak decks were perfectly flat and unblemished by any accoutrements. Like an Apple store, the cabin windows were large panes, almost floor to ceiling, and the main living area was designed to have walls of glass that were 40 feet long and 10 feet high,"Jobs' biographer wrote. "He had gotten the chief engineer of the Apple stores to design a special glass that was able to provide structural support."
Isaacson wrote that Jobs, who long battled pancreatic cancer, was conscious of the fact that he may never see the finished yacht, but wanted it completed anyway.
"I know that it's possible I will die and leave Laurene with a half built boat," he said, referring to his wife. "But I have to keep going on it. If I don't, it's an admission that I'm about to die."
Still, given that man leeched off of college campus, railed on everyone at every turn, knew of product defects then brazenly blamed the customers, and all of those incidents and scores of others can be found quickly in web searches, I couldn't care either way about his big boat.
He probably took it from Xerox before they had a chance to patent it. Just like the GUI... (but the boat is now patented, so if Google wants to innovate on the design, Apple will sue and win because Xerox never bothered to play the "mine mine mine!" patent trolling game... pity... then we'd all be mad at Xerox instead of Apple...)
Jobs died quietly in a morphine-induced coma, whereas the crew of that monstrosity will died terrifying deaths in a cold dark sea.
Oh, wait, that's evil union talk... we should all be wage slaves and be grateful we have even shreds of scraps...
I did not know Jobs was allowed to die so peaceably, unlike so many who've jumped off of buildings or other horrific methods thanks to pressure from external influences outside their control, brought about thanks to people like Jobs...
Gotta love priorities - screw over workers and fellow countrymen, just to build a big garish boat he ultimately never got to use...
Is it even SEA-worthy? It looks like it can't handle more than a five foot wave and about as maneuverable as a supertanker.
I suppose it's filled with gadgets like some of the really awful-looking lunch boxes on wheels rolling around on freeways these days, and maybe ugly is the new "pretty". But my nautical sensibilities have been seriously offended by that monstrosity. If it was a horse, I'd put it down just to spare others the pain of looking at it.
While there is no apparent evidence for it, one wonders whether Mr. Jobs was completely in mental control toward the end of his life. Cancer is painful, after all. Maybe he was over-medicated to control that pain. But after looking at that nautical abortion (and I went elsewhere to get better photos than the one above), one has to wonder what his state of mind was when he designed that (or whether it was actually as he designed it in the first place).
But what is NOT mentioned in the story is that it was co-designed with Philippe Starck - a man who is best known for impractical designs. My feeling is that Jobs must have left a lot of the final appearance decisions to him.
I'm no fan of Apple products, and I've bitterly complained about how they emphasize form over function and this epitomizes that example, but it being taken to this extreme seems less like Jobs and more like some idiot who doesn't know what he's doing. Based on the designs Starck has come up with, it seems to be his forte to design things that are utterly impractical. I don't think Jobs would have been amused.
When combined it makes one hell of an ugly boat, e.g., Chysler 22.