Perhaps Bean Town should be called Bug Town.
According to the Boston Herald, the nasty critters have invaded the city's most posh suburbs and the area's elite are trying to keep it hush-hush.
"Cleanup crews are instructed to show up in unmarked vans at off-peak hours," the paper reports.
Well, the secret's out now. Boston came in 11 on the list.
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